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March 27, 2012 10:38 pm at 10:38 pm #1157842Bar ShattyaMember
There certainly are many dangers to giving blood. Especially if you then go drink alcohol like I did yesterday.March 28, 2012 12:18 am at 12:18 am #11578432scentsParticipant
That is correct.
Also, according to secular law, there is no reason that you are obligated to donate blood. (hence the term donating is used).
However, in a torah veiw, one can argue that even though no one can demand that you donate blood, however there is Lo Samod Al dam Reacho.
there are not ‘many’ dangers or risks involved when giving blood.April 5, 2012 1:13 pm at 1:13 pm #1157844
They came again yesterday. (Really, it is a coincidence that it is 3 days to pesach. Really.)
They wouldn’t let me give, because I had given 8 weeks ago today, and yesterday was a day before today.
Not that I would have given anyway. I was just stringing them along. I was gonna let them get halfway done, and then pull the thing out and spray blood from my arm all over the place.April 5, 2012 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #1157845
PBA -“I was gonna let them get halfway done, and then pull the thing out and spray blood from my arm all over the place.”
Even though you’re probably joking, but s/o might think this is a cool idea. NOT; because you don’t know the skills of the techs there. They might not be able to stop the bleeding and you might end up in the hospital or worse -like dead. That’s right – people die from minor bleeding when noone there knows how to control it.April 5, 2012 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #1157846
My sister in law is a nurse. I could just email her and ask what to do.April 5, 2012 6:15 pm at 6:15 pm #1157847
They might not be able to stop the bleeding
WHAT?! WHAT?! Have you half your brain tied behind your back to make it fair??!! What do you think they do when they’re finished sucking your blood? let you die? why would they do that? Do you think thy suspect that the person is going to be so scared of giving blood like a teenage girl doing dor yesharim that they will never give blood again? may as well kill them. that seems to be the prevailing opinion of this thread. kill popa b/c he wont give blood.
Not everyone i s so scared of dor yesharim so theres no reason to kill him, so probably they have a way to stop the bleeding. In fact I know they do b/c i give blood all the time apparently unlike Health.April 6, 2012 4:18 am at 4:18 am #1157848
popa_bar_abba -“My sister in law is a nurse. I could just email her and ask what to do.”
I know and your brother is Mr. Hatzolah. The techs know what to do, but the question is can they do it.April 6, 2012 4:28 am at 4:28 am #1157849
A Sheep without a Spleen –
No spleen, but a Sheep’s brain.
“They might not be able to stop the bleeding
WHAT?! WHAT?! Have you half your brain tied behind your back to make it fair??!!”
Look I won’t put you down, even though you get my “goat”.
To put it simply – there is a difference in applying pressure in the exact area where the needle was or in the general area. The latter might not always work. If you’re interested in learning how to stop bleeding in almost every case that there is -I’d be willing to teach you -for a price.April 6, 2012 12:54 pm at 12:54 pm #1157850SaysMeMember
ohh maybe thats what happened! Last time i had a blood test i got a really painful nasty bruise abt 2*3 inches above my elbow. I have another blood test in a couple weeks. Any free advice, health?April 6, 2012 1:28 pm at 1:28 pm #1157851
To put it simply- it is very easy to tell where the needle was. Try looking at where the blood is coming out from it wont be so hard because blood is a different color than skin.April 9, 2012 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #1157852
SaysMe -“Any free advice, health?”
Yea, use s/o who is competent.
Or put ice on it afterwards.April 9, 2012 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1157853
I have free health advice.
If you are using a lancet to draw blood, prick the side of your finger, not the middle where all the nerves are.
If someone else is doing it to you, make them prick the side of your finger. If they don’t, kick them in the shins.April 9, 2012 9:06 pm at 9:06 pm #1157854
A Sheep without a Spleen –
“To put it simply- it is very easy to tell where the needle was.”
Are you the type that learns Hilchos Mila or Shechita and then says -“Wow, this is easy -anybody can do it!”?
“Try looking at where the blood is coming out from it wont be so hard because blood is a different color than skin.”
Really – blood is a different color than skin? Wow, I never knew that!
Perhaps – it’s not that easy to tell where to put pressure on because blood is gushing all over the place?!?!April 9, 2012 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #1157855
listen here healthyface
I would figure that even with half your brain tied behind your back to make it fair you still know the difference between blood and skin but it seems you think that the flambouyantologistinis have more than half there brain tied in an updo. I really dont know why you’re assuming that they cant tell where the blood is coming out of. Its really not that hard and I will teach any flambouyantologistini that you know for a price, but here is a sneakpeek at my lesson.
Step one. Get a grip.
Step two. Open your eyes.
Step three. Look at the man’s arm. Now if you cant tell which guy is bleeding even if you dont know the difference between blood and skin, look for the man who is screaming. you can tell he is screaming even if you cant tell the difference between regular voices and not regular voices b/c he has his eyes closed and his mouth open. (everyone else has their mouth open AND thier eyes open.)
Step four. Look at where the gray (shade 33) liquid is coming out of the arm. You can tell it is coming out b/c it was in and now its coming out.
Step five. Put your thumb on the exact place where it is coming out and the rest of your fingers on the other side of the arm.
Step six. Commence pressure.
Sheesh!April 10, 2012 6:25 am at 6:25 am #1157856ToiParticipant
this thread is funny.April 10, 2012 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm #1157857
A Sheep without a Spleen –
You obviously are making an attempt at humor. Maybe you should try Stand -up in a bar where e/o is drunk so you would be appreciated.
You don’t know the first thing about medicine -so there is no point in arguing with you.
You’re probably the type of guy whom faints at the the first site of blood.
BTW – You’re opinion is wrong! I know this must come as a shock to you because your Mommy & wife are always saying You’re right!April 10, 2012 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm #1157858
because your Mommy & wife are always saying You’re right!
Also his brothers are.April 10, 2012 8:37 pm at 8:37 pm #1157859
You obviously are making an attempt at intelligence. Here. I will help you.
Step one. Untie other half of brain.
Step two. Take off that silly thinking cap; it isn’t helping you.
Step three. Listen to the wisdom of the sheep.
Step four. Ponder what the sheep said.
Step five. Commence talking-(just joking)
The real step five. Think about what kind of things are forced in logic by what the sheep said.
Step six. Write the in the space where it says reply.
Step seven. Click where it says Send Post.
Now as for the stand up comedy I do in the bar called “Ywn coffeeroom”, You will find it funny after you repeat steps three and four a few times.
As for my knowledge of medicine, it was already mentioned by the Blacksmith-water Sheep that I donate blood much more than healthdawg which of course takes care of your juvenile line about my cowardice.
My wife thinks I am funny, but finds it even more funny that you cant tell where blood is coming out from.April 11, 2012 7:15 pm at 7:15 pm #1157860
A Sheep without a Spleen –
The reason you think I’m a dog is because every sheep needs a sheep dog. I’m not your dog. Perhaps Popa?
“You obviously are making an attempt at intelligence.”
At least I can try to be intelligent, some people/sheep can’t even get that far!
“As for my knowledge of medicine, it was already mentioned by the Blacksmith-water Sheep that I donate blood much more than healthdawg which of course takes care of your juvenile line about my cowardice.”
I never donate blood – I don’t believe in it.
And you probably do faint when you see a drop of blood – I’m sure you don’t look when you’re donating blood or having a blood test done.
“My wife thinks I am funny, but finds it even more funny that you cant tell where blood is coming out from.”
Everything is a joke to you two – until you get a little Boo-boo that won’t stop bleeding – then you come crying & pleading to s/o like me to stop it. And stop it we do.April 22, 2012 4:43 am at 4:43 am #1157861YW Moderator-42Moderator
They told me I had type-A blood, but it
was a Type-O.April 22, 2012 1:39 pm at 1:39 pm #1157862🍫Syag LchochmaParticipant
Popa: another chicago boy needs donations, care to step up to the plate next time you pass through?April 22, 2012 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1157863🍫Syag LchochmaParticipant
42: dont despair. Thats like being told you are a Yisroel but finding out you are really a chashuva Kohen!July 14, 2013 12:29 pm at 12:29 pm #1157865pinnymMember
I hear….July 14, 2013 1:32 pm at 1:32 pm #1157866
I took a blood test. I studied very hard, but I got only B-.July 14, 2013 4:07 pm at 4:07 pm #1157867Torah613TorahParticipant
DY: Don’t feel bad, I got a 0.July 14, 2013 5:31 pm at 5:31 pm #1157868
You probably didn’t study at all.July 14, 2013 6:36 pm at 6:36 pm #1157869ChaimyParticipant
What should I study before a blood test?July 14, 2013 7:07 pm at 7:07 pm #1157870
Y.D. 66July 14, 2013 7:18 pm at 7:18 pm #1157871writersoulParticipant
Torah- 0+ or 0-?
I’m an O also, but since I can’t donate blood (at least at this point) I haven’t gotten the chance to figure out which. (I know that I’m O because both my parents are.)
Actually, I’ve probably got my blood type on blood test paperwork somewhere. I should figure it out.July 14, 2013 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #1157872jewishfeminist02Member
I’m O+.June 30, 2016 4:03 pm at 4:03 pm #1157873
BTW, what % was alcohol?July 1, 2016 1:42 am at 1:42 am #1157874
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