Why Isn't There A Single Coffee Shop In Boro Park?

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  • #602496
    soliek
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    its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO infuriating! there isnt a single store in the entire boro park that can make a half decent coffee!!!

    #860163

    Starbucks on 18th and 66th?

    Dunkin Donuts on Coney Island and 18th Ave?

    #860164
    TheGoq
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    Judging by the amount of exclamation points and the o’s in so you’ve had far too much caffeine already.

    #860165
    SaysMe
    Member

    maybe you should have a coffee corner in your computer store!

    #860166
    avhaben
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    Every shul in BP has a coffee shop.

    And open a coffee shop instead of a computer shop, if you don’t like it.

    #860167
    soliek
    Member

    No One Mourns The Wicked: thats not boro park

    #860168

    Since when is 18th and 66th not Boro Park?

    ( I don’t live anywhere near there so I may be generalizing..)

    #860169
    HolyMoe
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    I live in Boro Park.

    You want to know why Boro Park doesn’t have a coffee shop? Because the people in Boro Park are not stupid.

    No one in Boro Park will pay $4.50 for a cup of coffee that is described as “Arabic Colombian Fair Trade French Roast” served by a specially uniformed Barista.

    The famous coffee shop chains know that. They savvy marketers also know that they can only succeed in areas populated by naive Harries willing to part with their hard-earned cash for a taste of ethereal “ambience” (with some Wi-Fi).

    We’re too smart for that in Unzer Boro Park.

    #860170
    soliek
    Member

    HolyMoe: there is not a single store in boro park that knows a latte from a larynx. (or a larynx for that matter…lol) it just seems like something that boro park would have but doesnt. i dont like that i have to go to the city every time i want a coffee (which i dont do but you know what i mean)

    #860171
    smartcookie
    Member

    Soleik- there are sooo many store that sell coffee here. Practically every bakery. Did you try them all?

    #860172
    apushatayid
    Participant

    Everyone know that every 30 feet is another beis medrash with all the free maxwell house and sanka they can guzzle down. Why would they go to a coffe shop?

    #860173
    soliek
    Member

    there are stores that sell coffee…and the bakeries usually just have coffee vending machines, not actual people making coffee…but there are no stores that ARE coffee shops

    #860174
    hershi
    Member

    This is Boro Park’s worst thing.

    #860175
    littleapple
    Member

    The Pizza/falafel places have coffee, don’t they?

    #860176
    smartcookie
    Member

    Soliek- have you tried spoons on 13? Donut man?

    #860177

    What does a frum yid want in a coffee shop?!

    If you want coffee shops, go to Amsterdam.

    … oh, you mean a shop where they sell coffee.

    #860178
    soliek
    Member

    hardly. but its up there…i really dont like that there isnt a single store devoted entirely to coffee in boro park. i mean come on…we have sushi stores, ice cream stores…(very expensive ice cream stores)…a million grocery stores, a billion banks…what other nnarishkeit? and not a single coffee shop?!

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