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June 7, 2017 11:08 am at 11:08 am #1291269👑RebYidd23Participant
1. Color– The pastel or white color of a marshmallow is a sign of weakness and blandness. The strong, green-brown color of a pickle signifies power and vitality.
2. Size– Pickles tend to be larger in size compared to marshmallows. This gives them a clear advantage.
3. Variety– Marshmallows in a package tend to be all alike, while every individual pickle is unique and special.
4. Flavor– While they smell delicious roasted, marshmallows tend to be cloyingly sweet while a pickle has a bold, refreshing flavor.
5. Nutrition– While pickles often contain an excessive amount of sodium, they are low in sugar and probiotic. Marshmallows are basically sugar bombs.
6. Versatility– Marshmallows are only good roasted. Pickles are delicious in sandwiches, salads, and even soups.
7. Distinctiveness– A close up picture of a pickle is unmistakable, but a marshmallow just looks like a pillow.
8. Vegetarianism– Marshmallows are an animal product. Pickles are not.
9. Crunchiness– Pickles are deliciously crunchy. Marshmallows are boringly uncrunchy.
10. Simplicity– Marshmallows are made through a very complicated process. Pickles are made by soaking cucumbers in brine.June 7, 2017 6:56 pm at 6:56 pm #1291640LightbriteParticipantIf pickles are better than marshmallows and 1 through 10 accounts for why, then wouldn’t that mean that cucumbers are better than pickles by this very logic?
June 8, 2017 11:02 pm at 11:02 pm #1292325👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow?
June 9, 2017 12:09 am at 12:09 am #1292344MRS PLONYParticipantThere are vegan marshmallows. They are pretty good.
June 12, 2017 1:33 am at 1:33 am #1293159Long island YidParticipantWhat’s more fun at a campfire roasting pickles or marshmallows! Yay go marshmallows!!
(Especially those with toasted coconuts coating).June 12, 2017 7:35 am at 7:35 am #1293191👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou’ve clearly never tried battered roasted real pickles.
June 12, 2017 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1294679LightbriteParticipantMmmmm toasted coconut!
June 12, 2017 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1294680LightbriteParticipantWhat’s a good pickle dessert?
June 13, 2017 3:36 am at 3:36 am #1294772👑RebYidd23ParticipantPickle torte.
June 13, 2017 7:57 am at 7:57 am #1294776LightbriteParticipantYumm! Do you have the recipe?
June 13, 2017 8:30 am at 8:30 am #1294798👑RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t have the recipe.
June 13, 2017 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm #1295134LightbriteParticipantGoogled it and there are many pickle dessert options, including but not limited to: 🍰
Pickle pineapple bundt cake
Pickle cupcakes
Dill pickle cake
Pickle pudding
Pickle cheesecakeJune 13, 2017 4:21 pm at 4:21 pm #1295584ChadGadyaParticipantI once dreamt that I was eating a really huge marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was nowhere to be found.June 15, 2017 3:15 pm at 3:15 pm #1297472tobsParticipantthere is no argument! MARSHMALLOWS are mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh better than pickles! hands down
June 15, 2017 3:34 pm at 3:34 pm #1297492👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou’re right, there is no argument. Because you can’t make an argument for marshmallows. They are sticky and cloying where pickles are sleek and tangy, and pickles are obviously superior.
June 20, 2017 1:47 am at 1:47 am #1299761LightbriteParticipantWhich would sustain you longer if you had only that and water for weeks?
June 22, 2017 2:16 pm at 2:16 pm #1302635Yechi HamelechParticipantRebbyid, you come up with the weirdest topics….
June 23, 2017 6:12 am at 6:12 am #1302880LightbriteParticipantDill pickle almonds
Dill pickle cashewsNovember 23, 2017 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm #1410721👑RebYidd23ParticipantSour pickles are the only true pickles.
November 24, 2017 12:30 am at 12:30 am #1410815LightbriteParticipantSour pickles are like corded phones.
When was the last time you spoke on a corded phone?
November 24, 2017 5:40 am at 5:40 am #1410863👑RebYidd23Participant15 minutes before your post. Also, sour pickles are cordless too.
November 26, 2017 1:39 am at 1:39 am #1411367MammeleParticipantRY: unless you make your own, which manufactured sour pickles are pro-biotic?
November 26, 2017 3:22 am at 3:22 am #1411401LightbriteParticipantRY: How often should I apply antibiotic pickles to my wounds?
November 26, 2017 6:00 pm at 6:00 pm #1412089☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantMy family’s current phone system has a corded phone on the base as well as cordless handsets.
November 26, 2017 10:16 pm at 10:16 pm #1412138funnyboneParticipantWhy so divisive? Why compare marshmallows and pickles? Why cant we accept both pickles and marshmallows as very important without stepping on toes?
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