Why pickles are better than marshmallows

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    👑RebYidd23
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    1. Color– The pastel or white color of a marshmallow is a sign of weakness and blandness. The strong, green-brown color of a pickle signifies power and vitality.
    2. Size– Pickles tend to be larger in size compared to marshmallows. This gives them a clear advantage.
    3. Variety– Marshmallows in a package tend to be all alike, while every individual pickle is unique and special.
    4. Flavor– While they smell delicious roasted, marshmallows tend to be cloyingly sweet while a pickle has a bold, refreshing flavor.
    5. Nutrition– While pickles often contain an excessive amount of sodium, they are low in sugar and probiotic. Marshmallows are basically sugar bombs.
    6. Versatility– Marshmallows are only good roasted. Pickles are delicious in sandwiches, salads, and even soups.
    7. Distinctiveness– A close up picture of a pickle is unmistakable, but a marshmallow just looks like a pillow.
    8. Vegetarianism– Marshmallows are an animal product. Pickles are not.
    9. Crunchiness– Pickles are deliciously crunchy. Marshmallows are boringly uncrunchy.
    10. Simplicity– Marshmallows are made through a very complicated process. Pickles are made by soaking cucumbers in brine.

    #1291640
    Lightbrite
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    If pickles are better than marshmallows and 1 through 10 accounts for why, then wouldn’t that mean that cucumbers are better than pickles by this very logic?

    #1292325
    👑RebYidd23
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    How?

    #1292344
    MRS PLONY
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    There are vegan marshmallows. They are pretty good.

    #1293159
    Long island Yid
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    What’s more fun at a campfire roasting pickles or marshmallows! Yay go marshmallows!!
    (Especially those with toasted coconuts coating).

    #1293191
    👑RebYidd23
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    You’ve clearly never tried battered roasted real pickles.

    #1294679
    Lightbrite
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    Mmmmm toasted coconut!

    #1294680
    Lightbrite
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    What’s a good pickle dessert?

    #1294772
    👑RebYidd23
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    Pickle torte.

    #1294776
    Lightbrite
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    Yumm! Do you have the recipe?

    #1294798
    👑RebYidd23
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    I don’t have the recipe.

    #1295134
    Lightbrite
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    Googled it and there are many pickle dessert options, including but not limited to: 🍰

    Pickle pineapple bundt cake
    Pickle cupcakes
    Dill pickle cake
    Pickle pudding
    Pickle cheesecake

    #1295584
    ChadGadya
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    I once dreamt that I was eating a really huge marshmallow.
    When I woke up, my pillow was nowhere to be found.

    #1297472
    tobs
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    there is no argument! MARSHMALLOWS are mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh better than pickles! hands down

    #1297492
    👑RebYidd23
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    You’re right, there is no argument. Because you can’t make an argument for marshmallows. They are sticky and cloying where pickles are sleek and tangy, and pickles are obviously superior.

    #1299761
    Lightbrite
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    Which would sustain you longer if you had only that and water for weeks?

    #1302635
    Yechi Hamelech
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    Rebbyid, you come up with the weirdest topics….

    #1302880
    Lightbrite
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    Dill pickle almonds
    Dill pickle cashews

    #1410721
    👑RebYidd23
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    Sour pickles are the only true pickles.

    #1410815
    Lightbrite
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    Sour pickles are like corded phones.

    When was the last time you spoke on a corded phone?

    #1410863
    👑RebYidd23
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    15 minutes before your post. Also, sour pickles are cordless too.

    #1411367
    Mammele
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    RY: unless you make your own, which manufactured sour pickles are pro-biotic?

    #1411401
    Lightbrite
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    RY: How often should I apply antibiotic pickles to my wounds?

    #1412089

    My family’s current phone system has a corded phone on the base as well as cordless handsets.

    #1412138
    funnybone
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    Why so divisive? Why compare marshmallows and pickles? Why cant we accept both pickles and marshmallows as very important without stepping on toes?

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