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  • #615655
    👑RebYidd23
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    They usually choose not to, but they are perfectly able to do so.

    #1087542
    ☕️coffee addict
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    so then the question is, how much wood could they chuck?

    #1087543
    cozimjewish
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    no isnt it something like “If a wood chuck would chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?” ?

    #1087544
    cozimjewish
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    BTW Rebyidd – are most of your threads just stum random or do I just completely miss the point? (The latter is far more likely I tend to be a bit slow on the uptake 😉 )

    #1087545
    ☕️coffee addict
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    coz,

    i think it normally goes

    “how much wood could a wouldchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    #1087546
    WolfishMusings
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    “how much wood could a wouldchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood

    The girsa I have is slightly different.

    “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would</string> chuck wood”

    The answer, of course, is:

    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

    The Wolf

    #1087547
    ☕️coffee addict
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    i googled it,

    it seems like a machlokes hapoets

    some places say would (ayun enchanted learning and wikipedia)

    some places say could (scientopia, and poetry foundation)

    #1087548
    👑RebYidd23
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    But do you do all the things you are able to do as much as you can?

    #1087549
    Dvash
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    try this…

    how much blood would a Beetle bleed if a Beetle could bleed blood;

    watdya think?

    #1087550

    I’m pretty sure the first one should be “would,”

    and the second one does seem more of a tongue-twister

    with “would” as well. (The version I’m familiar with

    has “could” in the second place, i.e.,

    “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

    if a woodchuck could chuck would?”

    #1087551
    👑RebYidd23
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    The C in could clashes confusingly with the CK in woodchuck.

    #1087552
    morah
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    on another note….

    how much moon, could a munkatch katch,

    if a munkatch could katch moon?

    #1087553
    Dvash
    Participant

    how many crackers would a quack-er crack if a quack-er could crack crackers

    (it also hard to type it, lol)

    #1087554
    cozimjewish
    Member

    Actually, I happen to like my version the best 🙂

    #1087555
    I. M. Shluffin
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    So I was shaking out the tablecloth one Shabbos morning, when everyone else was in shul. As I opened the door to go back inside the house, a woodchuck ran right past me, through the door and into my living room. He was really cute, but I was terrified. My sister ended up finding a goy nearby to chase it out with an oar or a broom or something.

    Now we have a whole family of woodchucks in the area. They’ve been trying to uproot our house for years now.

    Like I said, cute.

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