Would you marry / let your daughter marry
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August 17, 2017 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #1341213👑RebYidd23Participant
someone who posts topics with vague titles?
August 17, 2017 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #1341435👑RebYidd23ParticipantSlower moderation speed makes for more perfect threads.
August 17, 2017 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #1341440JosephParticipantIf he’s a Talmid Chochom? Of course.
If she’s a Bas Talmid Chochom? Of course.
August 17, 2017 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #1341442👑RebYidd23ParticipantI just ruined the perfection of my own thread.
August 17, 2017 8:41 pm at 8:41 pm #1341445WolfishMusingsParticipantAardvarkian Cello.
The Wolf
August 17, 2017 8:53 pm at 8:53 pm #1341478funnyboneParticipantIt depends on whether you use plastic dishes on shabbos
August 17, 2017 8:55 pm at 8:55 pm #1341472☕️coffee addictParticipantNo- I’m married
No- I don’t have daughters
August 17, 2017 10:58 pm at 10:58 pm #1341543LightbriteParticipantOnly if he uses emojis
August 18, 2017 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm #1342657☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantWhat do you mean by “perfection” in regard to threads?
April 13, 2018 5:10 pm at 5:10 pm #1506176April 13, 2018 7:27 pm at 7:27 pm #1506218Takes2-2tangoParticipantCan one be a talmid chochom and an ignaramous simultaneously?
April 14, 2018 9:15 pm at 9:15 pm #1506228Shopping613 🌠ParticipantWho uses hashtags constantly?
April 15, 2018 11:27 am at 11:27 am #1506387Uncle BenParticipantMeaningless purposefullness.
April 15, 2018 6:49 pm at 6:49 pm #1506571Uncle BenParticipantVague Specificity.
April 22, 2018 8:21 am at 8:21 am #1509433uknowwhatimsayinParticipanti haave a few requirement for my perfect bachur:
1. cant eat gebructs
2. he has to take his plate into the kitchen to clean them after the friday night seudah.
3. he has to wear his hat and jacket
4. he must know shas
5. his tatty must be rich
6. his name has to be either moishe or yanky.anyone know of anyone?
im 26April 22, 2018 8:54 am at 8:54 am #1509448Zev TylerParticipant“someone who posts topics with vague titles?”
They should be tested for aspergers, and if they are intelligent enough explain what proxy language is.
When know what you are doing when you squeeze a zefek, you aren’t fooling anyone.
April 22, 2018 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm #1509710👑RebYidd23ParticipantSo you think you have the authority to test shidduch prospects for Asperger’s?
April 22, 2018 6:57 pm at 6:57 pm #1509717🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantAmong other things
April 22, 2018 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1509723👑RebYidd23ParticipantTesting other people for Asperger’s without their consent is a violation of their rights.
April 22, 2018 10:17 pm at 10:17 pm #1509749🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantI’ll try to keep that in mind
April 23, 2018 12:35 pm at 12:35 pm #1510099Avram in MDParticipant“1. cant eat gebructs”
Has Celiac disease, got it.
“2. he has to take his plate into the kitchen to clean them after the friday night seudah.”
Ability to turn 1 plate into more than one, in other words clumsy, got it.
“3. he has to wear his hat and jacket”
Not a clothing thief, got it.
“4. he must know shas”
Know, or know of?
“5. his tatty must be rich”
His father is happy with what he has, got it.
“6. his name has to be either moishe or yanky.”
But he can’t have both of those names, got it.
April 23, 2018 2:56 pm at 2:56 pm #1510170🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantjust be sure that list is submitted with your picture or nobody will take it seriously
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