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Ver iz Yankee? You iz meanink maybe Yankel, the guy in Square Circle that is knakink the talking fish over the head mit a bat in his fish store? Far vus we are carink which shygetz is hittink where der ball mit der bat?
Only those from us which is riggink bets on the game should be carink who is hittink where the farshtinkiner ball!
And from be half fin der Admou’r meCreedmoor I iz givink odds of 5:1 tzi Yankees and 5:1 tzi malochim, but you are needink to bet fin both teams and only usink foodshtemps, kanois tolars, or Iranian toman please no tzioinish or amerikanishe gelt!