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  • #600897

    I don’t find them funny at all!! I personally think that yo mama jokes are really silly and not appropriate for frum people- they are all just making fun of people.

    Let me know if you agree.

    #1004797

    TheGoq
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    I have a guilty pleasure something im not proud of i like helen keller jokes.

    #1004798

    yentingyenta
    Participant

    +1. i agree. i find them immature and down right disgusting

    #1004799

    WIY
    Member

    I thought they went out of circulation years ago. People still say these jokes? Its so 90’s lol!

    p.s. I agree with you, they arent appropriate (like most things borrowed from the African Americans in our society!)

    #1004800

    GumBall
    Member

    No I dont agree its called laughing for a little and being happy…srry charlie!!

    #1004801

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Oh. I thought this was going to be a collection of yo mama jokes.

    I didn’t click on it until now because they are so lame so I didn’t care.

    But now that I did, I’m still disappointed.

    Yo mama is so fat they use her to make chuck norris jokes.

    #1004802

    supergirl613
    Member

    I was so excited when I saw this post, I thought it was yo mama jokes! I love them, and they are not making fun of real people. I mean look at PBA’s example that’s not copying real people.

    #1004803

    ymhtb1
    Member

    “Oh I totally agree” Inappropriate!!!!!!

    PS. Yo mama’s so fat when she turned around we threw her a welcome back party.

    #1004804

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    You can tell a lot about a person by their choice of humor…

    #1004805

    Yo mama is so fat that when she sat down on a quarta, she squished a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

    #1004806

    SaysMe
    Member

    +1 BPG. I personally feel like a lot are sick jokes. but i feel that way about racist jokes too, and not everyone agrees with me…

    #1004807

    gefen
    Participant

    wow – i am surprised that always run’s joke went up. a little off color imho.

    always: no offense. i’m not chas v’shalom putting you down. it’s just one word in that joke that i was surprised the mods let through.

    #1004808

    apushatayid
    Participant

    Download google chrome. On the google homepage one of the things you can subscribe to is a yo mama joke. Every morning when you open your browser you will be treated to something like, yo mama so old when she was in school, she was making history, or yo mama so short, she plays handball on the curb. or yo mama so dumb, yesterday I saw her laughing and I asked her why, she held up a puzzle and told me, says here 2-4 years, I did it in 3 weeks.

    #1004809

    velvelwolf
    Participant

    Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

    Yo mama’s so dumb, she failed a survey.

    She’s so dumb, she failed a blood test.

    Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says expired.

    Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving.

    #1004810

    velvelwolf
    Participant

    Yo mama’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

    When your mama was born, the doctors slapped her parents.

    #1004811

    gefen was the word squished?

    #1004812

    YW Moderator-42
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    #1004813

    akuperma
    Participant

    I wouldn’t make or laugh at such jokes if they were directed at anyone created in HaShem’s image.

    #1004814

    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    Just looking at who posts them here and who tells them in real life, I can see who the jokes are appropriate for. Children who have not yet outgrown toilet humor in real life, and self-appointed defenders of the faith on the internet.

    #1004815

    happym19
    Member

    ill be nice…”yo momma so skinny she hoolahoops with a cheerio 🙂 “

    #1004817

    bygirl93
    Member

    Oh boy do I have a list! I’ll just do a few-

    yo mamma so fat u have to take 2 trains and a bus just to get to her good side

    yo mamma so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing “we r family”

    yo brother so stupid when he went to the super bowl he brought a spoon

    yo sister so skinny her pajamas only have one stripe

    #1004818

    bygirl93
    Member

    Goq- why culdnt helen keller drive? Cuz she was a woman!

    when helen kellers parents wanted to punish her they gave her a waffle iron-

    One of my guilty pleasures are jokes like these- I feel really bad- but they r really funny!

    #1004819

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    They’re just insults that happen not to be directed at anyone in particular.

    #1004820

    nfgo3
    Member

    WIY so stupid he think “yo momma” jokes just from African American culture. The jokes are basically puns that have been recast as insults and were part of English-speaking culture for more than 100 years. I remember versions of the jokes that preceded the “yo momma” versions that were the same jokes but with slightly different set-ups. And most of the jokes are no more insulting than the stories of the Wise Men of Chelm.

    As for borrowing from African American culture, popular music for the last 150 years has been heavily influenced by African American culture, and in turn, popular music has heavily influenced so-called “Jewish music,” by which I mean that awful stuff recorded by guys names smellky or ichy or dorky and sold in the bookstores that sell siddurs and Talmuds

    #1004821

    nfgo3
    Member

    Yo momma so pretty the tznius police in Meah Shearim make huh wear a sheitel on huh face.

    #1004822

    iceandfire
    Member

    yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres

    #1004824

    Yo momma so fat, when she sit aroun’ de house, she sit AROUN’ de house!

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