Your not drunk if can lie on the floor..
If you can feel your feet.
The wording of the opening posts suggests that the opening poster is drunk.
Without falling off
if your commenting on the coffe room and your posts actually make sense !
if someone asks you “How much have you had to drink?”
I Don’t Drink
i would imagine you know you are not drunk if you haven’t drunk anything.
if you can get your words out in the order right
Bookworm120- tell me about it !!!!!!!!! 😉
you get a cut and feel the pain
..you feel a need to justify your drinking to the members over here!
You know the difference between baruch Mordechai and arur shvigger.
your text messages are still coherent…
The mods havent blocked you yet
You haven’t threatened to block the mods yet.
You’re conscious enough to wonder if you’re drunk.