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    Miri Topez
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    When you wear jeans:) Unfortunately where I live I know guys that learn in kollel that wear jeans:(

    #1197551

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    On the other hand, even the guys who wear jeans learn in kollel

    #1197554

    live right
    Member

    after reading this thread I really feel tempted to donate spoons to every yeshiva. I don’t know what bites me more: getting coffee behind your ears or getting sweat and ear wax in your coffee. I think the latter.

    #1197557

    funnybone
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    When you walk into a hat store and have no clue what kind of hat to buy! So… you just ask for the cheapest one!

    #1197558

    Torah613Torah
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    Ear wax helps defend against ayin hara.

    Miri Topez, are you a guy or a girl? Because half your posts are from a male perspective.

    #1197559

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I knew that ear wax defended against lashon hara.

    #1197560

    When you start hacking the short of cash yeshivah guys for ”not going out to work for their money”.

    And/or you stop funding their great institutions…

    #1197561

    yoelhoffman
    Member

    …When you prefer to carry around a pocket-sized sefer than a huge sefer.

    #1197562

    yoelhoffman
    Member

    …When you care more about the answer than the question.

    #1197563

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    When at weddings, you avoid the innermost circle. (And for safe measure, the second innermost circle as well.) Cuz’ sometimes it turns into the innermost,(and one can never be too careful)

    And when you just stand on the side and watch the dancing. well.. then you haven’t been a yeshiva guy for a loong time.

    #1197564

    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    wow, this scares me. big incentive to become a rosh yeshiva

    #1197565

    mobico
    Participant

    When you no longer need two irons. (One Fleishigs and one Milchigs.)

    #1197566

    mobico
    Participant

    … when you don’t remember the last time you spent time doing either Hachanah for or Chazarah on a Shiur that you attended.

    #1197567

    FriendInFlatbush
    Participant

    When Tu B’shvat means the beginning of tax season, and not the opening of the freezer…

    When you wake up earlier than 8 A.M. every day.

    When you go to Minyan 3 times a day.

    When you start learning mussar because it means something to you.

    #1197568

    Simcha 44
    Member

    1. When you actually have a valid excuse as to why you were late to Friday night davening.

    2. When you come to the realization that believe it or not, yungerlight do NOT have a monopoly on happiness.

    #1197570

    You know you’re beyond hope of ever returning when you buy a striped or colored dress shirt

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    with French cuffs.

    #1197571

    kj chusid
    Participant

    U know when u stop wearing a challat wherever you go

    #1197572

    appdev
    Participant

    when you start to support yourself

    #1197573

    shpitzfrum
    Member

    when you smoke for the geshmakness and not because of peer pressure

    #1197574

    on the ball
    Participant

    – when you go to the office during the day and not to yeshiva

    #1197576

    MDG
    Participant

    … when you learn daf yomi.

    #1197577

    barlev
    Participant

    By us they say

    Once a yeshiva guy, always a yeshiva guy…

    #1197578

    I don’t know. When i was in yeshiva, i did daf yomi (gasp), smoked because i enjoyed it, tried to quit multiple times, AND stirred my coffee with a spoon. (We won’t talk about waking up before eight). In my opinion, you can take a guy out of yeshiva, but you can NEVER take yeshiva out of a guy.

    #1197579

    About Time
    Participant

    R’ Moshe Tuvia Leiff heard from R’ Shmuel Berenbaum, that if there would have been daf yomi in the days of the Yevanim, they would not have included it in the decree.

    #1197580

    I’ve heard that and worse. I was in Yeshiva too!

    #1197581

    Rema711
    Member

    yayin yashan bkli chadash if u are on CR You know you’re not a yeshiva guy anymore…

    #1197582

    About Time
    Participant

    yayin yashan bkli chadash,

    go alittle easier on yourself

    “?? ?????? ??? ?? ????? ?????? ??? ??????. ???. ????? ?????? ???? ??? ????????? ???? ???????? ???? ????????. ??? ??? ??? ???? ???? ?? ????. ?????. ?? ????? ?? ?????? ??? ????? ?????? ????? ??? ????. ?? ?? ???? ?? ??? ???? ?? ??? . ?? ??????? ??????? ????? ?? ??? ????? ??????, ?? ?? ?????? ???? ?? ?? ??? ????? ?? ?? ?? ????????”

    ??? ????? ?????? ?? ???? ??????? ??? ????? ?????? ???????.

    “??? ???? ?? ?????. ?? ????? ????. ??? ??????? ?? ???? ?????. ???? ????? ?????? ??????? ??? ?????? ??????????, ??? ?? ?????? ?????. ????? ???? ???? ??????? ??? ????? ?????? ?????? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ???? ????? ?? ???? ???? ???? ?????, ??? ???? ????? ????? ??? ???? ??? ????? ?? ?????? ?????.

    “??? ???? ???? ????? ?????: ????? ?? ???, ?? ?? ???? ?????? ??? ??????? ???? ??????,???? ????? ????? ?? ??? ????? ?? ??? ??????. ?? ?????? ????. ??? ????? ?????? ?????. ??? ???? ??? ??? ????? ???? ????? ?? ??? ????? ????? ????? ????? ?????. ????-????, ????? ?????? ????? ????? ?????, ???????, ????? ?????”.

    #1197584

    Rema711: that’s almost reason enough to stop posting here. About Time: that’s impressive, you posted in Hebrew without it coming out backwards.

    #1197585

    Rema711
    Member

    yayin yashan bkli chadash u should win the frum comedian award of the year

    #1197586

    They just said I’m not frum, since I do daf yomi.

    #1197587

    Rema711
    Member

    YYBC how dare they I am going to…

    #1197588

    🙂 Thanks for the support.

    #1197589

    Rema711
    Member

    YYBC I am always glad to put in my 2 cents when needed

    #1197590

    vustutz
    Member

    You know your yeshivish anymore when you can’t finish a whole pizza pie

    #1197591

    Binyamin2711
    Participant

    When you decide learning with Artscroll saves me time ,and it’s pointless leaning it up my own.

    #1197592

    I didn’t learn much about yeshivos from here, but I did learn who in the CR likes them

    #1197593

    When You use appliances other than an sandwich maker and George Forman.

    #1197594

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    PurimMashgiach, you forgot to mention the iron.

    #1197595

    The iron is a just in case method and only works best with eggs. I also left out the dryer when heating leftovers, and that because it costs almost two cans of coke!

    #1197596

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Bump

    #1197597

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    When youre kicked of your yeshiva alumni whatsapp group

    #1197598

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    What did you do wrong?

    #1197599

    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    When you get a smart phone

    #1197601

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    He got kicked out of the WhatsApp group for having a smartphone?

    #1197602

    lesschumras
    Participant

    Kicked off for holding a smartphone

    #1197603

    blubluh
    Participant

    It’s when instead of feeling all superior to the balei battim of your shul who weren’t sent to yeshiva like you were, you lament your foolishness through your increasingly frequent – and sobering – encounters with better schooled Yungerliet. (sigh)

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