Back in the 60’s a Syrian Jewish electrical goods wholesaler tried to sell his merchandise to a hardware store in a town in Alabama.
The owner said: “I’ll take however much copper wire stretches from the tip of your Jewish nose to the tip of your Jewish……”
The hick was very surprised to receive a shipment of 6000 miles of copper wire, with immediate payment requested. The invoice included a note saying: “I was circumcised in Aleppo, Syria. Thank you for your generous order!”