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  • #597520
    Sender Av
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    Ok, common…whose got the worst/punniest joke in the CR?

    #1004596
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    what’s the father of all corny jokes

    POPCORN

    #1004597
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    “POPCORN”

    that joke was absolutely aMAIZEing

    #1004598
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    that joke was absolutely aMAIZEing

    I’m sorry if I lost you there 😉 (for those that don’t get it aMAZEing)

    #1004599
    Dr. Pepper
    Participant

    MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.

    #1004600
    mewho
    Participant

    are we working our way back to the corn on the cob thread?

    #1004601
    BSD
    Member

    “MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.” So how do they say maze?

    #1004602

    so how do they say maze? Corn!

    what bracha do you make on a corny joke? Ha’adama! :0)

    #1004603
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.

    I figured that, I was making a play on words though

    #1004604

    MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn

    not entirely true

    maize is the word for what we call corn, could be it has a spanish origin but:

    corn is a generic term for grain

    columbus, or some professor who came with him, called the maize there “corn” meaning this is grain

    maize is a specific kind of corn

    the on the cob stuff is really maize in all languages

    i hope you are confused

    #1004605

    a man walked into a bar….. ouch.

    #1004606
    brotherofurs
    Participant

    LOL!

    #1004607
    Sender Av
    Member

    how did this turn into another thread about corn?

    #1004608

    right

    it should have turned into a thread about maize

    #1004609
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    “how did this turn into another thread about corn?”

    Maize Hashem haysa zos, he niflas b’aynaynu, of course 😉

    #1004610
    Sender Av
    Member

    oy.

    #1004611
    GumBall
    Member

    A joke isnt good when you need to disect it…

    #1004612

    this might be the worst joke ever but if you are about 5 years old its very funny

    why did the cow go to the theater?

    to see the mooooooovie.

    #1004613
    optimusprime
    Member

    What did the fruit tree say to the farmer?

    Stop picking on me!

    #1004614
    blinky
    Participant

    What does a cow daven? Mooooooosuf

    #1004615
    shein
    Member

    Why did the chicken cross the street?

    To get to the other side.

    #1004616
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    “this might be the worst joke ever”

    No problem, this is the Worst Joke Contest, after all 😉

    #1004617
    veteran
    Member

    This horrible joke is a real winner with the 4-6 year old crowd:

    A: Knock-knock

    B: Who’s there

    A: Interrupting Cow

    B: Interrupting co…..

    A: Mooooooooooooooo

    #1004618

    blinky

    very original

    #1004619

    why did the cognitively-challenged person tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

    he didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills.

    #1004620
    optimusprime
    Member

    Why did the tomato blush?

    It saw the salad dressing

    #1004621
    blinky
    Participant

    Do you have any moooooooooooooore cow jokes?

    #1004622

    A joke isnt good when you need to disect it…

    gumball, anything you disect isnt very funny

    #1004623

    i do but im afraid if i post them someone…ahem..will steal them.

    #1004624

    What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor??

    “where’s my tractor???”

    #1004625
    blinky
    Participant

    Did you hear the joke about the cow? Its Udderly funny! (ok ok that was a bad one)

    #1004626

    why did the farmer say that?

    how would anyone know where his tractor is if he himself doesnt?

    sounds like he was mentally challenged

    you shouldnt make fun of people like that

    thats not funny.

    ergo: the worst joke ever!

    #1004627

    except for the road-crossing chicken

    there is no joke worse than that

    #1004628

    why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get the chinese newspaper.

    i dont get it.

    neither do i, i get the ny times.

    #1004629
    blinky
    Participant

    i don’t get that one either 🙂

    #1004630
    shein
    Member

    Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, “Pass the soap.” The second one says, “No soap, radio!”

    #1004631
    blinky
    Participant

    shein- no no you said it wrong its 2 elephants in a bathtub….(sigh) now its not so funny 🙂

    #1004632
    minyan gal
    Member

    A termite walked into a bar and asked “is the bar tender here?”

    #1004633
    ha ha ha ha
    Member

    why did the turkey cross the rd?

    cause the chicken was on vacation.

    what did the zero(0) tell the eight (8)?

    i like your belt

    #1004634
    minyan gal
    Member

    Perhaps this thread should be renamed “the CORNIEST joke contest.”

    PS: If this is a contest, what is the prize? I, for one, love contests and enter a lot of them. In the past year and a half I have won a lot of wonderful things – worth a lot of moola.

    #1004635
    littleapple
    Member

    What happens after they hold a luncheon at the public library?

    Reader’s digest.

    #1004636

    the turkey chicken one is actually pretty good

    doesnt really belong in this thread

    #1004637

    What’s the difference between Monroe and New Square?

    In Monroe you have a few shuls and even a Beis Chabad.

    In New Square there is only one shul, and if you don’t like it there’s always AISH!

    #1004638
    blinky
    Participant

    worth a lot of moola

    Minyan- mooooooooooooooooooola

    #1004639
    Sender Av
    Member

    the prize is the pride that you won.

    #1004640
    cofeefan
    Member

    why was 6 afraid of 7?

    cuz 7 8 9 (8- ate)

    that ‘joke’ brings back memories of being little 😉

    #1004641
    observanteen
    Member

    Why did the nurse wake up the patient?

    To give her a sleeping pill.

    #1004642
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    I’m a little nervous to post any bad jokes because most of them are copyright by Laffy Taffy, but here are some more…

    How do you make an egg roll? Push it.

    Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts.

    Why did they bury the Indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

    The invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at, either.

    I went to buy some camouflage pants but couldnt find any.

    I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

    A sandwich walked into a bar. Sorry said the bartender we’re not allowed to serve food here.

    A man with a gun ran into a bank. ‘Give me your money otherwise you’re geography’ he shouted. ‘Dont you mean history’ said the bank clerk? ‘Stop changing the subject’ he snarled.

    They opened a new restaurant on the moon. The food was great, the views were panaromic, but there was no atmosphere.

    One cannibal said to another ‘your wife makes a great stew’. ‘I know, I’m gonna miss her’ he replied.

    #1004643
    LuvMe
    Member

    hey coffeefan u stole my joke. okay ummmmmmmmmmm……why did the gum cross the road?

    it was stuck to the chickens foot! i know too many chicken jokes.

    another one: what bracha do u make on the ocean?

    shehakol! LOL

    #1004644
    rivky101
    Member

    whats black, white and “red” everywhere = a newspaper

    ha ha do you get read everywhere its a really corny joke found it on the laffy taffy wrapper!!

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