Worst Joke Contest
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June 21, 2011 3:48 am at 3:48 am #597520
Ok, common…whose got the worst/punniest joke in the CR?June 21, 2011 4:04 am at 4:04 am #1004596
what’s the father of all corny jokes
POPCORNJune 21, 2011 11:28 am at 11:28 am #1004597
that joke was absolutely aMAIZEingJune 21, 2011 12:33 pm at 12:33 pm #1004598
that joke was absolutely aMAIZEing
I’m sorry if I lost you there 😉 (for those that don’t get it aMAZEing)June 21, 2011 1:04 pm at 1:04 pm #1004599Dr. PepperParticipant
MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.June 21, 2011 1:28 pm at 1:28 pm #1004600mewhoParticipant
are we working our way back to the corn on the cob thread?June 21, 2011 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1004601BSDMember
“MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.” So how do they say maze?June 21, 2011 4:40 pm at 4:40 pm #1004602Smile E. FaceMember
so how do they say maze? Corn!
what bracha do you make on a corny joke? Ha’adama! :0)June 21, 2011 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #1004603
MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn.
I figured that, I was making a play on words thoughJune 21, 2011 5:02 pm at 5:02 pm #1004604
MAIZE is the Spanish word for corn
not entirely true
maize is the word for what we call corn, could be it has a spanish origin but:
corn is a generic term for grain
columbus, or some professor who came with him, called the maize there “corn” meaning this is grain
maize is a specific kind of corn
the on the cob stuff is really maize in all languages
i hope you are confusedJune 21, 2011 5:04 pm at 5:04 pm #1004605StuffedCabbageParticipant
a man walked into a bar….. ouch.June 21, 2011 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm #1004606brotherofursParticipant
LOL!June 21, 2011 8:11 pm at 8:11 pm #1004607
how did this turn into another thread about corn?June 21, 2011 8:12 pm at 8:12 pm #1004608
it should have turned into a thread about maizeJune 21, 2011 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #1004609
“how did this turn into another thread about corn?”
Maize Hashem haysa zos, he niflas b’aynaynu, of course 😉June 21, 2011 8:33 pm at 8:33 pm #1004610
oy.June 21, 2011 8:37 pm at 8:37 pm #1004611GumBallMember
A joke isnt good when you need to disect it…June 21, 2011 8:37 pm at 8:37 pm #1004612
this might be the worst joke ever but if you are about 5 years old its very funny
why did the cow go to the theater?
to see the mooooooovie.June 21, 2011 8:40 pm at 8:40 pm #1004613optimusprimeMember
What did the fruit tree say to the farmer?
Stop picking on me!June 21, 2011 8:42 pm at 8:42 pm #1004614
What does a cow daven? MooooooosufJune 21, 2011 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm #1004615sheinMember
Why did the chicken cross the street?
To get to the other side.June 21, 2011 8:47 pm at 8:47 pm #1004616
“this might be the worst joke ever”
No problem, this is the Worst Joke Contest, after all 😉June 21, 2011 8:47 pm at 8:47 pm #1004617veteranMember
This horrible joke is a real winner with the 4-6 year old crowd:
B: Who’s there
A: Interrupting Cow
B: Interrupting co…..
A: MoooooooooooooooJune 21, 2011 8:53 pm at 8:53 pm #1004618
very originalJune 21, 2011 8:54 pm at 8:54 pm #1004619
why did the cognitively-challenged person tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
he didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills.June 21, 2011 8:55 pm at 8:55 pm #1004620optimusprimeMember
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressingJune 21, 2011 8:55 pm at 8:55 pm #1004621
Do you have any moooooooooooooore cow jokes?June 21, 2011 8:56 pm at 8:56 pm #1004622
A joke isnt good when you need to disect it…
gumball, anything you disect isnt very funnyJune 21, 2011 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #1004623
i do but im afraid if i post them someone…ahem..will steal them.June 21, 2011 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #1004624yeshivabochurMember
What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor??
“where’s my tractor???”June 21, 2011 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1004625
Did you hear the joke about the cow? Its Udderly funny! (ok ok that was a bad one)June 21, 2011 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1004626
why did the farmer say that?
how would anyone know where his tractor is if he himself doesnt?
sounds like he was mentally challenged
you shouldnt make fun of people like that
thats not funny.
ergo: the worst joke ever!June 21, 2011 9:01 pm at 9:01 pm #1004627
except for the road-crossing chicken
there is no joke worse than thatJune 21, 2011 9:04 pm at 9:04 pm #1004628
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get the chinese newspaper.
i dont get it.
neither do i, i get the ny times.June 21, 2011 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm #1004629
i don’t get that one either 🙂June 21, 2011 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #1004630sheinMember
Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, “Pass the soap.” The second one says, “No soap, radio!”June 21, 2011 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1004631
shein- no no you said it wrong its 2 elephants in a bathtub….(sigh) now its not so funny 🙂June 21, 2011 9:14 pm at 9:14 pm #1004632minyan galMember
A termite walked into a bar and asked “is the bar tender here?”June 21, 2011 9:15 pm at 9:15 pm #1004633ha ha ha haMember
why did the turkey cross the rd?
cause the chicken was on vacation.
what did the zero(0) tell the eight (8)?
i like your beltJune 21, 2011 9:16 pm at 9:16 pm #1004634minyan galMember
Perhaps this thread should be renamed “the CORNIEST joke contest.”
PS: If this is a contest, what is the prize? I, for one, love contests and enter a lot of them. In the past year and a half I have won a lot of wonderful things – worth a lot of moola.June 21, 2011 9:21 pm at 9:21 pm #1004635littleappleMember
What happens after they hold a luncheon at the public library?
Reader’s digest.June 21, 2011 9:22 pm at 9:22 pm #1004636
the turkey chicken one is actually pretty good
doesnt really belong in this threadJune 21, 2011 9:34 pm at 9:34 pm #1004637600 Kilo BearMember
What’s the difference between Monroe and New Square?
In Monroe you have a few shuls and even a Beis Chabad.
In New Square there is only one shul, and if you don’t like it there’s always AISH!June 21, 2011 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #1004638
worth a lot of moola
Minyan- mooooooooooooooooooolaJune 21, 2011 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm #1004639
the prize is the pride that you won.June 21, 2011 10:41 pm at 10:41 pm #1004640cofeefanMember
why was 6 afraid of 7?
cuz 7 8 9 (8- ate)
that ‘joke’ brings back memories of being little 😉June 21, 2011 10:52 pm at 10:52 pm #1004641observanteenMember
Why did the nurse wake up the patient?
To give her a sleeping pill.June 21, 2011 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm #1004642Shticky GuyParticipant
I’m a little nervous to post any bad jokes because most of them are copyright by Laffy Taffy, but here are some more…
How do you make an egg roll? Push it.
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? He didnt have the guts.
Why did they bury the Indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.
The invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at, either.
I went to buy some camouflage pants but couldnt find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
A sandwich walked into a bar. Sorry said the bartender we’re not allowed to serve food here.
A man with a gun ran into a bank. ‘Give me your money otherwise you’re geography’ he shouted. ‘Dont you mean history’ said the bank clerk? ‘Stop changing the subject’ he snarled.
They opened a new restaurant on the moon. The food was great, the views were panaromic, but there was no atmosphere.
One cannibal said to another ‘your wife makes a great stew’. ‘I know, I’m gonna miss her’ he replied.June 21, 2011 11:40 pm at 11:40 pm #1004643LuvMeMember
hey coffeefan u stole my joke. okay ummmmmmmmmmm……why did the gum cross the road?
it was stuck to the chickens foot! i know too many chicken jokes.
another one: what bracha do u make on the ocean?
shehakol! LOLJune 21, 2011 11:44 pm at 11:44 pm #1004644rivky101Member
whats black, white and “red” everywhere = a newspaper
ha ha do you get read everywhere its a really corny joke found it on the laffy taffy wrapper!!
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