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Two descendants of ben Drusoy somehow made it to Williamsburgh, and being who they are they each opened a store that sells partially cooked take-out food, one across the street from the other.

Of course, Shmerel Drusowitz and Mechel Drosay were always fighting with each other and trying to undercut the other. So, one day, Shmerel went to his store only to find Mechel had put up a sign saying “Our food is always half-baked” on his window.

Shmerel retaliated by stringing a big banner from one side of the street to the other saying: “Drosay Take-out. Our prices are highway robbery!”