OK – a new level of SICK!
Getzel Schmendrick (a resident of Kiryas Naye Creedmoor) decided to buy a hamster to leave in the guard room of his used car lot, in order to entertain his very vicious Doberman that he keeps in the guard room to scare thieves, tax inspectors, insurance auditors, people who recognize the cars they reported stolen, and other unwanted intruders.
He named the hamster Levi Aron.
A shocked customer asked him why he would name an animal for a sick murderer.
He replied: “Well, the Doberman’s name is Bubba and they’re roommates for now….”