Blonde Musician: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so!
A blonde guy calls the hospital. You gotta help me he says my wife’s gone into labor. The nurse says calm down calm down, is this her first child? He says no its her husband.
Did you hear of the blonde who studied for her blood test and failed?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She wanted to make up her mind.
What did the blonde do when she missed the last 44 bus? She took the 22 bus twice.
While waiting at a cross walk for the light to change, a blonde asked why the signal was buzzing. When she was told it was to let blind people know when the light was red she replied “What in the world are blind people doing driving”.
Did you hear of the near tragedy at the mall? The power went off for 5 hours leaving twelve blondes stranded on their way to the 2nd floor on the escalator.