Bugzie Shwartz, a notorious crook was sentenced to maximum security for fifty years. His crimes included murder in the first degree, attempted murder, auto theft, kidnapping, breaking and entering and grand larceny. One day he recieved a letter from his son:
Dear Bugzie,
I miss you. Remember how we used to prepare the garden for planting at this time of the year? Now I have to do it on my own.
Love Dad.
A few days later Mr Shwartz recieved a letter from Bugzie in prison.
Dear Dad,
don’t dig up the garden that’s where I buried all the bodies.
The next day, FBI agents pull up and dig up the garden. They find nothing.
Two days later, Mr Shwartz gets another lets from Bugzie.
Dear Dad,
Now the garden should be ready for planting. It was the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Bugzie.
LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!