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Speaking of cannibals…
A cannibal met his friend shortly after arriving back from holiday. They get chatting, and Cannibal 1 tells Cannibal 2 all about the wonderful time he had:- “It was amazing, really enjoyable holiday!”
Cannibal 2 then asks Cannibal 1:- “So how come you are missing an arm and a leg?”
Cannibal 1 replies:- “It was self catering!”