PAA:
To answer your points:
1) As I’m sure you assumed, it was a joke :). And either way, I’m on the N’shei. I’ll organize some killer ladies’ gemara shiurim and shlissel challah baking to accommodate everyone in our nice out of the box little shtieble :). My husband can definitely be counted in your minyan after I track him down, but til then…
2) Yes.
PBA: What do you mean by act yeshivish? Dress betznius? Be serious about Torah? Think that ten year olds shouldn’t have smartphones?
Hmmm…
GO SEFARIM SALE! (I only went once because I kept on having other stuff but it is the coolest. Did you know that they actually turned a profit last year?)