DaasYochid:
A CLEVERISH attempt but you got the wrong ending. Now you are forcing me to EMBELLISH my story. You see the girl in my story was actually rather SMARTISH and thus she realized that certain things are grounds to EXTINGUISH a marriage whereas other things are not so important as to cause her to RELINQUISH her husband and DEMOLISH her Bayis Ne’eman B’yisrael. She understood that such MINORISH things as what foods he eats are immaterial, and instead her focus would be to ESTABLISH a loving relationship. If she could ACCOMPLISH this then everything else would fall into place. Indeed she achieved this with a FLOURISH, and was able to VANQUISH any doubts she had had. Her husband was not BABYISH, nor BOORISH; he learned Torah in the Beis MEDRISH, performed mitzvos, and had much devotion when saying yehei shemei rabbah in KADDISH. With her loving husband at her side, all her problems seemed to VANISH. She would prepare him LAVISH meals (which might include a RADISH), but she knew that even if she didn’t, he would never PUNISH her. He would always offer to wash the DISH and POLISH it too so that it wouldn’t TARNISH and she would not BANISH him from the kitchen which gave them much time to spend conversing in ENGLISH. They would rarely have a SKIRMISH and they weren’t SQUEAMISH about making up. All in all, life was great; in fact her friends were jealous of her marriage. They would SQUISH into her house to tell her about their ANGUISH and she would ASTONISH them (though she would not ADMONISH them) with her simple responses. She would never DIMINISH her husband, and they never had to LANGUISH. And everyday he would thank her for letting him simply be… an ISH.
She realized that her story could help many young people who are FEVERISH about finding their spouse so she gave me permission to PUBLISH it here.