I liked the airplane one. Reminds me of a story I heard from a Southern Yid.
The phone rings in an Alabama police station, and the captain answers the phone. The lady on the other end identifies herself and says in her thick Southern drawl, “I’m calling to report a burglary in my home. But I don’t want any filth coming into my home, so kindly make sure that you don’t send any Jewish cops.”
10 minutes later, the lady answers her door to find 3 uniformed policemen standing on her doorstep with their hats in hand. The officers are all black as coal. The lady takes one look and nearly faints. She asks, “I just called in a burglary, are you the ones they sent.”
“Yes’m”.
“But the captain should know better than this. Surely this must be a mistake.”
“No’m, Captain Cohen never does make mistakes.”