Reply To: Good Forwards (Emails)

Several expectant fathers were in the waiting room of an Israeli hospital.

>

>A doctor rushes in and tells one of the men,

>”Mazal Tov, Mazal Tov, Mazel Tov, Mazel Tove, your

> wife just had quadruplets!”

>”That figures,”said the proud father, “we’re from Kiryat Arba.”

>(arba = 4)

>

>A nurse emerges, shaking her head.

>”It’s a record!” she exclaims to another man, “your wife just had

>octuplets!”

>”That figures,” said the astonished dad, “we’re from Kiryat Shmoneh.”

>(Shmoneh = 8)

>

>”Gevalt! Gevalt!” shrieks the third man in the

> waiting room, “we’re from Meah Shearim!”

>(meah = 100)