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Shoppin at WalMart

* Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at the same time.

* Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3

in Electronics” and see what happens.

* When a clerk asks if he can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why

can’t you people just leave me alone?”

* Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to comb

your hair.

* While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are.

* Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, “Pick

me!”

* When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal

position and scream, “No! No! It’s those voices again!!”

And last (but not least!),

* Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a few minutes… and

then yell very loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!”

*kapusta*