They called me to get my phone number.
They spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice carton because it said ‘concentrate.’
They tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
They sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
They tried to drown a fish.
They thought a quarterback was a refund.
They got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
They tripped over a cordless phone.
They asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
They studied for a blood test.
They thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When They heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, they moved.
When They missed the 44 bus, they took the 22 bus twice instead.
When they took you to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’ they turned around and went home