I wanna be a bear
>
> If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
> nothing but sleep for six
> months. I could deal with that.
>
> Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat
> as much as you can possibly hold. I could deal
> with that, too.
>
> If you’re a bear, you birth your children (who are
> the size of walnuts)
> while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown,
> cute cuddly cubs. I could
> definitely deal with that.
>
> If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
> business. You swat anyone who
> bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you
> swat them too. I could
> deal with that.
>
>
> Yup….. I wanna be a bear.