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mepal
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I voted Democrat because

I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are

obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I voted Democrat because

I believe the government will do a better job of

Spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because

Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because

When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what

they are doing because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat because

I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local

police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because

I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday

can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if

I don’t start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because

I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long

as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because

I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,

Education, and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat because

I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for

themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the

government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat because

I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few

days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas

past the voters.