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mepal
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This was the frightening threat heard by the London businessman who had

just emerged from an important deal that brought him 100,000 pounds

sterling in cash. He realized that the three thugs standing before him

had trailed him and were out to get his money.

A flash of inspiration moved him to thus address the young leader of

the gang:

“You look to me like a decent person and an intelligent one. Why do you

want my money?”

Totally taken aback by this question the gangster stammered that he

needed the money for alcohol and drugs.

“How much do you need for that?” he was asked.

“Five pounds,” was the reply.

So the businessman took out a ten-pound note and handed it to him and

his would-be assailants left.

The next morning the much-relieved businessman was coming out of his

synagogue and was met by the gang leader who handed him a five-pound

note as change for the ten he had received.

“I am 27 years old,” he explained, “and no one has ever complimented me

as being decent or intelligent. I was so moved by what you said that I

even refused to keep the extra money you gave me.”