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Boro Park DMV

Please answer the following questions IN ENGLISH to the best of your ability.

No yiddish responses.

Last name*: ________________

*if you go by your last name as your first name (ie, Goldberg) then write the other name.

* If longer than 15 characters, shorten it already


First name:____________ ben ___________

[_] Chaim Yosef [_] Sarah Leah

[_] Yosef Chaim [_] Racheli Leah

[_] Yosef Chaim Yossie [_] Leah Leah

[_] Menachem Mendel [_] Bracha Bina

[_] Yizchak Isaac [_] Bina Bracha Tova

[_] Dov Bear [_] Chava Nagila

[_] Sid/Lou/Max [_] Sarah Rivka Rachel Leah

Middle Name: _____ (If you have more than 5 middle names, leave blank)


Hebrew Birthday ________

Secular Birthday (‘summer’ is not an answer) _____

Age: ____ (if unsure or don’t want kids/wife to know, leave blank or scribble)


Names of connections you have at DMV/City Hall:

_______ _______ ________

_______ _______ ________


Do you drive with a hat or shaitel on? _____

Hat Size/Maker: ____/______

While waiting at a red light, do you:

___ learn – if yes, what sefer/daf?_____

___adjust shaitel/ make-up

___daven (women only)

___ talk to your mother – if yes, what topic: (shopping, gossip, weddings, what to wear)

___ talk to your rebbe – if yes, what topic: (halachic shaiyla, relationship, money, halachos of dating and money, shul politics)


Spouse’s Name: ______________________ bas________

Shver’s Name/Address/Fax: __________________

Shver’s occupation/ salary for you: __________________

Rebbe’s Name: _______________________

(Lenient) Rebbe’s Name: ___________________

Yichus: ___________________ ______ _______ ______

Yeshivos your learned by _______________ _____ _____ _____ (4 max)

Award honors from shul/yeshiva: _________________ year______


Occupation:

[_] Hocker (cellphones)[_] Diamonds (Belgium/Tel Aviv) [_] Accounting [_] Import/Export Wholesale [_] Rabbi/Teacher [_] Rebbetzin/Therapist [_] CEO (unknown industry) [_] Father-In-Law’s Biz [_] Social Work [_] Lawyer/Rabbi [_] Doctor

[_] Son is a doctor


Number of children living in household: ___

Number of anacles living in Israel: ___

Number of grandchildren living in household: ___

Number of bochurim staying by you for the yeshiva_____

Number of kiddushes sponsored by you (shalosh seudos included)____


Education: 6,7,8 (Circle highest grade completed before going to learn full-time)

If higher education what was your major?

[_] 9th grade [_] 10th grade

Do you [_] Own [_] Rent your mobile phone? What kind and how much do you pay per month______ /$_______


___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of carpools your drive daily

___ Total number of vehicles you borrow from your neighbor to do errands before shabbos

___ Number of station wagons you have at the garage

___ Total number of convertibles you’ve rented when visiting a hot place (LA, Florida, Vegas) for a chasunah

___ Number of SUVs you own

___ Number of Uncle Moshe tapes you have in front seat

___ Number of Loshon Hora bumper stickers

___ Number of Golan bumper stickers

___ Number of times you’ve wanted to kill Kivi and Tooky

___ Number of Chus-Bus trips you take a week


What camps did you go to (Mogen Av/Sternberg only.) ______ _______


you will receive further correspondence and discounts from our business partners/relatives? Yes? K, now take a number and wait online. Have a good shabbos. Next.