“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”
-Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. patent office, 1899 (proposing that the patent office be disbanded).
“I’m glad I’m not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin, you never know if someone’s tape-recording what you say”.
– Richard M. Nixon
“How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? French fries.”
-James French (executed in the electric chair)
“I am loyal to my employer at all costs… please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.”
-On a cover letter
“Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about”.
-Green’s law of debate (hmmm… was Green a YW moderator?)
“Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.”
-Murphy’s philosophy