Reply To: Dear Popa Bar Abby (Advice Column)

Dear Abby,

I think cheesecake is disgusting, and I want to take your advice and throw it at my wife. But I don’t have one. Am I yotzeh if I just throw it at my mother?

Sincerely,

a Livyoson

Dear Livyoson,

The ikkar characteristic of a wife is that they do your laundry. Therefore, you should throw it at whomever does your laundry. If you do your own laundry, then you should throw it-and your laundry- at your roommate. If you have no roommates, you should throw both at your sister. If you have no sister, you should get married.

Love,

Popa bar Abby