Reply To: Dear Popa Bar Abby (Advice Column)

Dear Bar Abby,

It really bothers me when people say or write “yontiff”. IT’S YOM TOV – BLAZES – CAN’T ANYONE GET THAT RIGHT?

Yes dearest bar abby – you are guilty of that too.(see one of your above posts)

What can I do to get over this? Or rather what can I do to get everyone in the world to say/write it correctly? AHHHHHHH!

No – I am not hysterical. I’m a very calm, cool, and collected person. 😉

Dear lunatic,

I suggest you convince everyone to say yom tov, like you prefer. I personally would be convinced to switch for a one time payment of 100 dollars plus a dedicated troll thread.

You may think this pricey, but you should weigh its cost againt the cost of therapy for this obsession.

Love,

Popa bar Abby