Reply To: Dear Popa Bar Abby (Advice Column)

Dear Popa bar Abby,

There’s this guy who acts like a right-wing extremist but he knows way too much Torah to be an unthinking fanatic and he reads xkcd. How do I fit him into a niche where I can look down my nose at him?

Sincerely,

Attempting to be a brooklynite

Dear attempting to be a brooklynite,

I don’t know what xkcd is. In general, I am willing to look down my nose at people even if they are too fat to fit in a niche.