Dear Abby,
How grateful I am, to learn of your generous offer to provide all-encompassing counsel, free of charge and open to the public. Here are some questions:
1. Did your education benefit your trolling abilities?
2. Why haven’t I found a shidduch yet? When the telephone rings, it rings not for me. (Even when the bell tolls, it is usually a fedex delivery.)
Am I ugly? Not rich enough? Not chashuv? Uneducated? Intimidating? My boring username? Maybe it’s my third cousin who has red hair, black skin and one blue and one black eye? No one wants their kids to look like that.
3. Another problem is that I am not perfect. My neighbor is perfect. Her life is perfect. My life isn’t. I have so much self-doubt.
Oh, sage Abby, give forth your wise advising, may it flow like chalav yisrael chocolate milk and fill my cup to overflowing.
All the best
Torah613613Torah