If a a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime, does anyone care?
That reminds me of a true story that just happened this past autumn.
A mime was supposed to meet his friend in Central Park at 9:00AM on a Sunday near an old oak tree. Both he and his friend forgot to set their clocks back the previous night, so they met at 8:00AM instead by mistake. They wrapped up their meeting a couple of minutes before 9:00. At exactly 9:00AM, a huge branch crashed down exactly where they had been standing. The following day’s newspaper summed up the story: “A switch in time saves mime”.
where do people who work at the fire hydrant factory park?
As any New Yorker knows, if you park your car 3′ from the curb and turn on your hazards it’s perfectly legal to park by a hydrant.
why is a round pizza in a square box?
So it won’t roll away when the delivery boy puts it down to tie his shoes.