Why is it always AFTER I hit the send post button,
that I notice all the typos & misorganized sentences?
I don’t know, but there’s an edit button for that.
Be more careful when starting threads, though,
because you can’t edit them until they’re approved.
why do you always think of the extremely witty rejoinder to
someone’s comment after you’re leaving the party, on the way
down the stairs?
The French have a term for this phenomenon – “l’esprit d’escalier,”
which translates as “the spirit of the stairway.” (Maybe that’s
where he got it from – the stairs are a rather specific reference.)
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Because it counts the seconds, of course.
Did Noach have woodpeckers on the Teivah?
If he did, where did he keep them?
Anywhere. Woodpeckers don’t peck at random –
they can hear insects moving underneath the bark.