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lol it turns sweet!!!
If Wal-Mart keeps lowering its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble-bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
(copied from a calendar)
Sometimes you only need 1 aspirin, especially for children.
you are expecting that SOMETHING may occur that you were not expecting, the specific nature of which is unexpected.
the bubbles are usually multicolored, not white
why does it always say on packages new and improved? if it is new it cant be improved??
i love this thread!!!
why is it that every time i need a fifteen bus a two comes, but when i need a two (and come on time!!), two fifteens come before the two comes late??
i saw in my hallway a bike and a shopping cart leaning against a pole. guess which one was locked up with the bike lock? WHY??
Why in NY do you get honked 26 times as soon as the light turns green…hmmmm
NYC= RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH RUSH
why do jewish people say “i’m going to the country”, (which country)
it should be called upstate
Just because….
it really is the country as opposed to the city.
Why did I just eat oh so much junk even if I wasn’t hungry AT ALL…
oomis1105, which country???? lol
Why is it that no matter if i put a pair of socks in the wash only ONE comes out????
Aspirin is a health aid. An aid echod is useless.
If Wal-Mart keeps lowering its prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free?
Have a little patience. The air and Muzak hit $0 a while back.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble-bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
The soap washes out the colors.
Because under-the-bed monsters are scared off by loud music and teenage drivers.
Why is it that every time I need a fifteen bus a two comes, but when I need a two (and come on time!!), two fifteens come before the two comes late??
The MTA likes tormenting you. Every other rider in the city gets their bus first.
I saw in my hallway a bike and a shopping cart leaning against a pole. Guess which one was locked up with the bike lock? WHY??
The purpose of the lock was to prevent the pole from being stolen. If the bike was locked to it, someone could have ridden away with the pole.
Why in NY do you get honked 26 times as soon as the light turns green…hmmmm
Because the horn died before the 27th honk.
Why do Jewish people say “I’m going to the country”, (which country) it should be called upstate.
Why did I just eat oh so much junk even if I wasn’t hungry AT ALL?
Why is it that no matter if I put a pair of socks in the wash only ONE comes out????
blinky:1.they hide in the corners of fitted sheets,in the space between the dryer and the wall,they stay in thw washer and dryer unnoticed and become part of other loads,they get stretched/faded so they don’t look like their original “partner’s”pair anymore,etc.a shidduch crisis indeed.one thing is guaranteed–the day you finally decide to throw out all the unmatched socks “for once and for all”is the day Tante Leah from Detroit calls to tell you “you left a bunch of stuff by me the last time you were here…a bib,a pair of tzitzis…AND A LONG BLUE SOCK”…
that was actually fun to write
eclipse- that was actually fun to read:) because its so true!!!!
Kids ages 2-6 according to Piaget go through a period of preoperational thought, where they ask why all the time because they cannot yet think logically about the world around them. Their thought is egocentric and is rigid, limited to one aspect of a situation at a time, and strongly influenced by the way things appear at the moment (they lack object permanence). This is why everything is a question.
The philosopher Montaigne answers these skeptics in his writings, arguing against the stupidity these people exhibit when they question everything and refuse to accept anything as axiomatic truth at face value. These people will ask how can G-d exist if He can;t be seen, yet they’ll believe science, which claims that everything is made of atoms, even though you can’t observe an atom. (Atoms, like G-d, lehavdil, cannot be seen, yet we believe that they exist). This is why atheists are illogical and quite dumb.
“Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?”
Actually there is – it is called the dorsum. Which reminds me, why can I remember an almost useless tidbit of info like that from my nursing school days in the 70’s but I cannot remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday or to pay the phone bill on time? Why, why, why???
“you left a bunch of stuff by me the last time you were here…a bib,a pair of tzitzis…AND A LONG BLUE SOCK”
Eclipse – this is the first CR post that has made me laugh out loud. Thanks for making my day.
b_h
Just Pringles? Consider yourself lucky 😉
Really dumb ones,(who don’t get it) and really haughty ones (who
can’t accept it), for that would make them responsible for their actions having to answer to a higher authority, so they vehemently deny the existence of the obvious. Denial 101.
IMHO there isn’t anyone who doesn’t get it, just those that don’t want to get it.
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
What did people compare taste to before they had chickens? …tastes like lizard?
Why do the foil things for the burners (with a cutout in the middle to keep the stove top clean) come in packs of five? Buy four and you get the fifth set free?
Why do we tell children to be themselves and not try to be like anyone else, and immediately afterward tell them to behave nicely like that other kid?
When was sliced bread invented?
And when it was, what did they compare it to? (“this sliced bread is the best thing since?”)
Bread is since Avrohom Avinu…the slicer is electric..
When did people first slice their bread with knives?
Well what was Avrohom going up to akeidas yitzchok with? And after Noach they ate animals so I guess they had knives…
why is the only joy i know , a dishwashing liquid
Did they use the knives to slice bread?
Why is it always AFTER I hit the send post button,
that I notice all the typos & misorganized sentences?
I don’t know, but there’s an edit button for that.
Be more careful when starting threads, though,
because you can’t edit them until they’re approved.
why do you always think of the extremely witty rejoinder to
someone’s comment after you’re leaving the party, on the way
down the stairs?
The French have a term for this phenomenon – “l’esprit d’escalier,”
which translates as “the spirit of the stairway.” (Maybe that’s
where he got it from – the stairs are a rather specific reference.)
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Because it counts the seconds, of course.
Did Noach have woodpeckers on the Teivah?
If he did, where did he keep them?
Anywhere. Woodpeckers don’t peck at random –
they can hear insects moving underneath the bark.
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