Seven little kids
sitting in the back seat
making me meshugah in the head
I said if you kids don’t behave we’re not going to the country
and this is what my biggest kid said
chorus:
he said 1 2 3
Moshe chaim lost his kippa
Asher Zelig spilled his drink
and Malky needs to make it to a restroom quick
Yitz dropped his ice cream
and Rivky needs a tissue and shaindy’s in the back seat sick
Up the Palisades right onto the quickway
Monticello forty miles ahead
i said if you kids don’t behave we’re not going to the country and this is what my biggest kid said
Chorus:
I Pulled up to the bungalow
I was shaking like a nervous wreck
my wife came out and said
How was the trip dear,
I said es iz geven a shrek
she asked what happened
i said 1 2 3
Chorus:
Moshe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zelig Spilled his drink
and Malky didn’t make it to the restroom quick
Yitz dropped his Ice Cream
and Rivky used her shirt sleeve
and Shaindy’s in the back seat sick
Baila dear i’m gonna be sick
bring me out two asprin quick
call the mental hospital … QUICK