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listen here healthyface
I would figure that even with half your brain tied behind your back to make it fair you still know the difference between blood and skin but it seems you think that the flambouyantologistinis have more than half there brain tied in an updo. I really dont know why you’re assuming that they cant tell where the blood is coming out of. Its really not that hard and I will teach any flambouyantologistini that you know for a price, but here is a sneakpeek at my lesson.
Step one. Get a grip.
Step two. Open your eyes.
Step three. Look at the man’s arm. Now if you cant tell which guy is bleeding even if you dont know the difference between blood and skin, look for the man who is screaming. you can tell he is screaming even if you cant tell the difference between regular voices and not regular voices b/c he has his eyes closed and his mouth open. (everyone else has their mouth open AND thier eyes open.)
Step four. Look at where the gray (shade 33) liquid is coming out of the arm. You can tell it is coming out b/c it was in and now its coming out.
Step five. Put your thumb on the exact place where it is coming out and the rest of your fingers on the other side of the arm.
Step six. Commence pressure.
Sheesh!