Sayings That Should Be On Buttons
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Therapy is expensive, poppin’ bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
and my fave…
You! Off my planet!