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  • #1163439

    noitallmr
    Participant

    Getting back to the point!!!

    A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand!

    Both can’t look good- its either me or the house!

    #1163440

    moish01
    Member

    aveivim, now i’ll know when i see your car. the one with that one has got to be you. (not sure if it’s true, but that’s a different story)

    #1163441

    jphone
    Member

    Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE.

    #1163442

    mepal
    Member

    Poshiter yid, there are those bumper stickers all over. Yes, you are VERY famous!

    #1163443

    beacon
    Participant

    * Silence is Golden…but Duct Tape is Silver

    *They say I have A.D.H.D. but they just don’t understand…Oh look a squirrel!

    *I just spent $700,000,000,000. on bailouts and all I got was this lousy sticker

    #1163444

    mepal
    Member

    *The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

    #1163445

    kapusta
    Participant

    beacon, glad you’re back, just posted a come back beacon!

    mepal that sounds like my remedy for a headache, take a hammer and whack your thumb until…presto, no headache!

    I get my fill of exercise by just pushing my luck.

    *kapusta*

    #1163446

    mepal
    Member

    kapusta, you got me ROTFL with your headache remedy! I’ll try it next time I get one and let you know how it works 😉

    #1163447

    beacon
    Participant

    Thanks ms. cabbage!

    Here are a few more:

    *If this sticker is getting smaller the light is probably green

    *Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog – Dorothy

    *Heck is for people who don’t believe in Gosh

    *I got this car for my wife…not a bad trade

    #1163448

    jphone
    Member

    Not a bumper sticker, but absolutely the best business slogan I have ever seen on a truck. I dont remember the same of the septic tank cleaning service, but their slogan is “Were Number 1 in the number 2 Business”.

    #1163449

    kapusta
    Participant

    beacon, lol, I just saw that last one today and it was driving me crazy that I couldnt remember it! thanx for posting.

    *kapusta*

    #1163450

    RoshYeshivah
    Member

    I don’t get the dyslexic joke what does UNTIE mean?

    #1163451

    JayMatt19
    Participant

    Untie is Unite to a dyslexic.

    loses something in the explanation though

    #1163452

    squeak
    Participant

    Maybe you meant to ask what is a slydexic

    #1163453

    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    On a T-shirt: Gravity, it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

    Another shirt: 99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name.

    #1163454

    Chacham
    Participant

    because the way you think becomes the way you feel…becomes who you are forever THESHMUZ.COM

    -if you have no destination all roads get you there.

    #1163455

    kapusta
    Participant

    on the back of a T-shirt of someone on a motorcycle:

    If you can read this, my wife fell off.

    *kapusta*

    #1163456

    ambush
    Participant

    on the back of a car

    “women make great leaders. you’re following one”

    #1163457

    kapusta
    Participant

    Sayings That Should Be On Buttons

    Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

    Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

    Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

    Therapy is expensive, poppin’ bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

    If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    and my fave…

    You! Off my planet!

    *kapusta*

    #1163458

    mepal
    Member

    *Life if fragile. Handle with Prayer.

    I saw this one on the back of an ARABs car.

    #1163459

    One of the chevra
    Participant

    “Hello you have reached the home of the….family, For tennager 1 press 1 for teenager 2 press 2 for teenager 3 press 3 for teenager 4 press 4 – for MOM …youre too late you should have called 10 years ago!!!”

    #1163460

    yossi z.
    Member

    new one!!!!!

    -those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do

    #1163461

    JayMatt19
    Participant

    Road Rage: Next 10 Miles

    I’m in no shape to exercise

    #1163462

    jphone
    Member

    The Lord Never Slumbers Or Sleeps but people do. Stay Alert.

    Dont drink and drive….you may hit a pothole and spill your drink.

    If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.

    Dont distrub the wildlife, or the wildlife may distrub you.

    #1163464

    noitallmr
    Participant

    “Dont distrub the wildlife, or the wildlife may distrub you. “

    How can you make the same typo twice in one sentence?? Or am i missing something here?

    #1163465

    kapusta
    Participant

    I have one nerve left and you’re on it!

    *kapusta*

    #1163466

    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    just be happy im not a twin

    say no to negativity

    rock is dead!! long live paper and scissors

    #1163467

    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    this car is protected by an anti-theft sticker

    my child is an honor student & my president is an idiot

    #1163468

    kapusta
    Participant

    Pessimism isnt worth it, it never works anyway.

    *kapusta*

    #1163469

    noitallmr
    Participant

    “this car is protected by an anti-theft sticker”

    Nice one- I’m getting it for my car!

    #1163470

    JayMatt19
    Participant

    Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privilege.

    “Vegetarian” Old Indian word for ‘Lousy Hunter’

    Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

    #1163471

    noitallmr
    Participant

    Housework won’t kill you, but why take the chance?

    #1163472

    beacon
    Participant

    I failed my driving test 7 times- back off or you will know why

    PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

    If you’re close enough to read this you just violated your restraining order

    I used up all my sick days so I called in dead

    #1163473

    mepal
    Member

    I used up all my sick days so I called in dead

    beacon, nice one. I think I’ll try it next time 😉

    #1163475

    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    fyi this is the funnies thread

    gnite and thanx to 39 and the mystery freshman mod for a reel fun nite

    #1163476

    noitallmr
    Participant

    GoldieLoxx: I agree- I’m loving this!

    #1163477

    yossi z.
    Member

    politics is the art of opening your mouth and saying nothing

    #1163478

    Bemused
    Participant

    yossi z- fantastic

    #1163479

    JayMatt19
    Participant

    Here is a favorite of mine:

    My karma ran over your dogma.

    #1163480

    JayMatt19
    Participant

    “Cover me. I’m changing lanes.”

    “The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.”

    “Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. “

    #1163481

    kapusta
    Participant

    JayMatt, great ones!

    *kapusta*

    #1163482

    yossi z.
    Member

    -be nice to other people they outnumber you several bilion to one.

    -the amount of sleep required by the average person is a half an hour more.

    -if time is a waste of your life and life is a waste of your time then just get wasted and have the time of your life.

    -listen to the criticism, judge it honestly,….. then decide on your own whether to accept it or not.

    -confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the full dimensions of the problem.

    #1163483

    kapusta
    Participant

    -if time is a waste of your life and life is a waste of your time then just get wasted and have the time of your life.

    love it!

    *kapusta*

    #1163484

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    “confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the full dimensions of the problem”

    ha! I can relate 😉

    #1163485

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    kapusta

    Member

    -if time is a waste of your life and life is a waste of your time then just get wasted and have the time of your life.

    love it!

    *kapusta*

    ____________________________________________________

    Interesting- I felt that quote was a little tasteless, to say the least

    #1163486

    kapusta
    Participant

    check your taste buds. 😉 its a funny bumper sticker.

    *kapusta*

    #1163487

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    not if you take life seriously

    #1163488

    aussieboy
    Participant

    areivimzehlazeh: It was great!

    #1163489

    kapusta
    Participant

    areivim, as a matter of info, I am the LAST person in the world who needs to be told to take life seriously. I also think its important to laugh, just as important, if not more important than taking life seriously. Dont tell me, because frankly I dont care, but look at the first post, and ask yourself what you intended to accomplish by saying that, and then ask yourself what you did accomplish. I can answer you but I’ll leave it up to your judgment.

    aussie, thanx for the vote of confidence.

    *kapusta*

    #1163490

    tzirel
    Member

    Kapusta I love that saying

    I need company who’s staying up wth mne

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