Thanks guys, those were great!
here are some funny ones,
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.
THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THEIR IDIOT
BEER: NOW CHEAPER THAN GASOLINE
SO DON’T DRIVE… DRINK
LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
LIFE GOES FASTER NEAR THE END
EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED
ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT
MOSHIACH IS COMING
LOOK BUSY
(i edited this one)
LET’S FACE IT
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE LOTTERY
MONEY TALKS
MINE ALWAYS SAYS GOODBYE
I WAS BORN ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF THE BED
BACK OFF!
I’M A POSTAL WORKER.
I AM NOBODY. NOBODY IS PERFECT.
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.
IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK
BOTHER YOU
TURN UP YOUR RADIO
CAUTION
BLONDE THINKING