June 17, 2009 5:35 am at 5:35 am #1163547JaxMember
mbd: those are awesome ones! love them both! & welcome to the CR! join the fun!June 17, 2009 10:33 pm at 10:33 pm #1163548mbdMember
“If u get any closer I”ll slap u”June 19, 2009 4:17 am at 4:17 am #1163549ambushParticipant
“Crack a smile,
I’ll pay for the stitches!”June 19, 2009 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm #1163550yiddishmeidelMember
hey ambush, like that one 🙂June 19, 2009 5:19 pm at 5:19 pm #1163551
ambush- xcellent!June 23, 2009 6:29 am at 6:29 am #1163552
Thanks guys, those were great!
here are some funny ones,
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.
THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THEIR IDIOT
BEER: NOW CHEAPER THAN GASOLINE
SO DON’T DRIVE… DRINK
LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
LIFE GOES FASTER NEAR THE END
EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED
ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT
MOSHIACH IS COMING
(i edited this one)
LET’S FACE IT
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE LOTTERY
MINE ALWAYS SAYS GOODBYE
I WAS BORN ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF THE BED
I’M A POSTAL WORKER.
I AM NOBODY. NOBODY IS PERFECT.
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.
IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK
TURN UP YOUR RADIO
BLONDE THINKINGJune 24, 2009 4:55 am at 4:55 am #1163553
Here are some very funny, very true, Politcal Bumper Stickers.
I’ve Had Enough Change
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
It’s easier than working!
January 20, 2013
END OF AN ERROR
I’d Rather Be Right
Than Politically Correct!
Why are Peace Activists so Violent?
Right Wing Whacko
Clinging to Guns and Religion
Democrats Hard on Fetuses,
Soft on Terrorists
Liberals: Have You Hugged Sadaam Today?
DEMOCRATS – Making the World safe for TERRORISTSJune 24, 2009 5:20 am at 5:20 am #1163554JaxMember
bein_hasdorim: ROTL! those were amazing!June 24, 2009 4:28 pm at 4:28 pm #1163555
thanks!June 24, 2009 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #1163556
wow bein_hasdorim! Great ones! Keep ’em comin!June 29, 2009 4:47 am at 4:47 am #1163559
here are some more,
Liberals: French for Cowards
you be doing something else too!
Denial Works For Me
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
am I repeating myself?
saying things over & over?
STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
DON’T BLAME ME
I didn’t vote for him
I’m THAT guy!
& my favorite,
On Time, is When I Get There!June 29, 2009 7:29 pm at 7:29 pm #1163560
“I’m THAT guy!”
I like!June 29, 2009 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #1163561
yeah, i saved the best ones for last. 🙂June 30, 2009 12:40 am at 12:40 am #1163563July 2, 2009 2:36 am at 2:36 am #1163565the.nurseMember
I have a little sign in my room: I used to never finish anything, but now IJuly 2, 2009 3:15 am at 3:15 am #1163566
nurse, thats like the one:
always check carefully to make sure you didnt any words out. 😉July 2, 2009 2:22 pm at 2:22 pm #1163567
nurse, that would irk the daylights out of me!July 2, 2009 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm #1163568the.nurseMember
lol kapusta thats funny!July 2, 2009 9:58 pm at 9:58 pm #1163569ambushParticipant
those 2 are really cute!
similar to the one
“plan ahead”- and the last e and d are squished at the end because there’s no room!
and i sure agree with mepal! Boy that would be irksome!July 2, 2009 10:47 pm at 10:47 pm #1163570July 5, 2009 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #1163571July 8, 2009 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #1163572
My kid is an honor student
and my president is an Idiot!
If there’s a sucker born every minute
then I have a LOT of clones!
Ever stop to think
and forget to start again?
If at first you don’t succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried
and my favorites
The sooner you fall behind,
the more time you’ll have to catch up
Two wrongs are only the beginningJuly 8, 2009 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1163573July 9, 2009 3:53 pm at 3:53 pm #1163574Mayan_DvashParticipant
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but 3 lefts do!
;July 12, 2009 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm #1163575
So.. you’re for abortion,
but against killing terrorists?
I want YOU
to speak ENGLISH
(with a picture of uncle sam pointing)
If I passed you on the right
your’e in the wrong lane!
The Closer You Get
The Slower I’ll Drive
by reading this
you wave your rights to sue me
because not everyone can be on welfare
Somewhere in Kenya
hides Obama’s true
The Second Amendment
The Original Homeland Security
born july 4, 1776
died november 4, 2008
So, how’s that
“hope” & “change”
workin out for you?July 13, 2009 12:44 am at 12:44 am #1163576
Very good, b_h!July 15, 2009 10:05 pm at 10:05 pm #1163577d aMember
Hwy, who allowed the Bumper Sticker thread to get “bumped” off the home page?July 26, 2009 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #1163578GoldieLoxxMember
stupidity in not a handicap park yourself elsewhereJuly 26, 2009 10:46 pm at 10:46 pm #1163579July 27, 2009 4:39 pm at 4:39 pm #1163580Mayan_DvashParticipant
GoldieLoxx, I used to think like that, but then I came up with “not all handicaps have to be physical.”
;September 4, 2009 1:46 am at 1:46 am #1163581Rachel613Member
A gr8 bumper sticker:
Keep the CHANGE, we want the MONEY!September 4, 2009 1:56 pm at 1:56 pm #1163582
I like!!September 4, 2009 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #1163583
Sorry guys, you aint gonna get either….October 8, 2009 4:56 pm at 4:56 pm #1163584
Free Michelle Obama!
Don’t crash this party.
Falling Muffler Zone.
Yes, it is a Pinto, No, this is not as fast as I can go.
Someone stuck my car onto this bumper sticker.
What is the meaning of life? (answer on front bumper)
I wasn’t put on earth to test your reflexes.
Don’t follow me, I lose all sense of direction when drunk.
No brakes, get as close as you like.
Oink if you’re a road hog.
New member: Kamikaze club.October 8, 2009 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm #1163585
Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition
Nothing inside worth dying for.
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still Dumb.
I Just Got A Gun For My Wife – Best Trade I Ever Made.
I wish I lived in New York so I could vote against Hillary.October 8, 2009 6:02 pm at 6:02 pm #1163586
LOL! Very good!October 8, 2009 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #1163587Pashuteh YidMember
I am not passing judgment, I just think you’re stupid.
Yes, you are special, that’s why the men in white coats are coming for you.October 8, 2009 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #1163588
I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk! – Homer Simpson
I have the answer in my head, I just haven’t found it yet
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
If everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane!
Excuse me… have you seen my sanity… I think I lost it.
Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied
TO PLANT A GARDEN IS TO BELIEVE IN TOMORROW
and my all time favorite (it’s a bit arcane, of a geological bent) –
REUNITE GONDWANALANDOctober 8, 2009 8:20 pm at 8:20 pm #1163589FunnyBunnyMember
ronrsr- thanks for bringing this thread back into existence! i missed it! all of these r gr8!October 8, 2009 8:38 pm at 8:38 pm #1163590bygirl31Member
I may be drunk and you may be ugly, but in the morning I’ll wake up sober 🙂October 8, 2009 9:58 pm at 9:58 pm #1163591
Sticks and stones are hard on bones,
aimed with angry art
words can sting like anything,
but silence breaks the heart.
-Phyllis McgenleeOctober 9, 2009 4:03 am at 4:03 am #1163592pookieMember
no hope in dopeOctober 9, 2009 4:04 am at 4:04 am #1163593pookieMember
i saw this one on an old lady’s car ”in life you work hard- then you die”October 9, 2009 7:16 pm at 7:16 pm #1163594
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.October 9, 2009 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #1163595
Defeat Osama, Obama, and Chelsea’s mama!
Vegetarian – old Indian word for “Lousy Hunter.”
Good. We have a new president. No more wars or stupid spending.
Will work for fuel.
Ambition is a poor excuse not to be lazy.
For fast relief, take two tablets (drawing of Moses holding up 10 commandments.)
Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
I thought about being an atheist, but there weren’t enough holidays.
and my recent favorite:
Bumperstickers are frivolous.October 12, 2009 12:02 pm at 12:02 pm #1163596haifagirlParticipant
My favorite is from last summer:
Make aliyah now – he may win (with a pic of Obama)October 12, 2009 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm #1163597bygirl31Member
-I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you
-I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad I take something for it
-sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough
-suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
-my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be. also, my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be
-a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
-I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other
-money isn’t everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch
-whoever said money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop
-reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
-courdory pillows are making headlines!
-I want to die while asleep like my grandfather. not screaming in terror like the passengers in his carOctober 12, 2009 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1163598
They say i have A.D.H.D.
they just dont understand…
Oh look, a squirrel!
Nature’s little speed bumps!
G-d wants spritual fruits
not religious nuts
How’s my driving?
Dial 0116 999 862 738 345 621 4October 13, 2009 12:02 am at 12:02 am #1163599sunflowerMember
bh- huh?October 13, 2009 12:03 am at 12:03 am #1163600sunflowerMember
bh- oh was this on your car?
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