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  • #1163547

    Jax
    Member

    mbd: those are awesome ones! love them both! & welcome to the CR! join the fun!

    #1163548

    mbd
    Member

    “If u get any closer I”ll slap u”

    #1163549

    ambush
    Participant

    “Crack a smile,

    I’ll pay for the stitches!”

    #1163550

    hey ambush, like that one 🙂

    #1163551

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    ambush- xcellent!

    #1163552

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    Thanks guys, those were great!

    here are some funny ones,

    YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.

    THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THEIR IDIOT

    BEER: NOW CHEAPER THAN GASOLINE

    SO DON’T DRIVE… DRINK

    LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER

    LIFE GOES FASTER NEAR THE END

    EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED

    ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT

    MOSHIACH IS COMING

    LOOK BUSY

    (i edited this one)

    LET’S FACE IT

    YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE LOTTERY

    MONEY TALKS

    MINE ALWAYS SAYS GOODBYE

    I WAS BORN ON THE WRONG

    SIDE OF THE BED

    BACK OFF!

    I’M A POSTAL WORKER.

    I AM NOBODY. NOBODY IS PERFECT.

    THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.

    IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK

    BOTHER YOU

    TURN UP YOUR RADIO

    CAUTION

    BLONDE THINKING

    #1163553

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    Here are some very funny, very true, Politcal Bumper Stickers.

    Enjoy!

    I’ve Had Enough Change

    I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!

    OBUMMER!

    Vote Democrat

    It’s easier than working!

    January 20, 2013

    END OF AN ERROR

    I’d Rather Be Right

    Than Politically Correct!

    Why are Peace Activists so Violent?

    Right Wing Whacko

    Clinging to Guns and Religion

    Democrats Hard on Fetuses,

    Soft on Terrorists

    Liberals: Have You Hugged Sadaam Today?

    DEMOCRATS – Making the World safe for TERRORISTS

    #1163554

    Jax
    Member

    bein_hasdorim: ROTL! those were amazing!

    #1163555

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    thanks!

    #1163556

    mepal
    Member

    wow bein_hasdorim! Great ones! Keep ’em comin!

    #1163559

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    Thanks!

    here are some more,

    Liberals: French for Cowards

    I’D RATHER…

    you be doing something else too!

    Denial Works For Me

    ARE YOU SERIOUS?

    am I repeating myself?

    being redundant?

    saying things over & over?

    STIMULATE THE ECONOMY

    IMPEACH OBAMA

    DON’T BLAME ME

    I didn’t vote for him

    I’m THAT guy!

    & my favorite,

    On Time, is When I Get There!

    #1163560

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    “I’m THAT guy!”

    I like!

    #1163561

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    yeah, i saved the best ones for last. 🙂

    #1163563

    kapusta
    Participant

    b_h, I love those!

    keep em coming!

    *kapusta*

    #1163565

    the.nurse
    Member

    I have a little sign in my room: I used to never finish anything, but now I

    #1163566

    kapusta
    Participant

    nurse, thats like the one:

    always check carefully to make sure you didnt any words out. 😉

    *kapusta*

    #1163567

    mepal
    Member

    nurse, that would irk the daylights out of me!

    #1163568

    the.nurse
    Member

    lol kapusta thats funny!

    #1163569

    ambush
    Participant

    those 2 are really cute!

    similar to the one

    “plan ahead”- and the last e and d are squished at the end because there’s no room!

    and i sure agree with mepal! Boy that would be irksome!

    #1163570

    kapusta
    Participant

    nurse, you still laughing? the frog choir cant go on without you… 😉

    *kapusta*

    #1163571

    kapusta
    Participant

    I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.

    *kapusta*

    #1163572

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    My kid is an honor student

    and my president is an Idiot!

    If there’s a sucker born every minute

    then I have a LOT of clones!

    Ever stop to think

    and forget to start again?

    If at first you don’t succeed,

    destroy all evidence that you tried

    and my favorites

    The sooner you fall behind,

    the more time you’ll have to catch up

    Two wrongs are only the beginning

    #1163573

    kapusta
    Participant

    b_h, great ones!

    *kapusta*

    #1163574

    Mayan_Dvash
    Participant

    Two wrongs don’t make a right, but 3 lefts do!

    ;

    #1163575

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    So.. you’re for abortion,

    but against killing terrorists?

    I want YOU

    to speak ENGLISH

    (with a picture of uncle sam pointing)

    If I passed you on the right

    your’e in the wrong lane!

    The Closer You Get

    The Slower I’ll Drive

    by reading this

    you wave your rights to sue me

    REPUBLICAN

    because not everyone can be on welfare

    Somewhere in Kenya

    hides Obama’s true

    BIRTH CERTIFICATE

    The Second Amendment

    The Original Homeland Security

    FREEDOM

    born july 4, 1776

    died november 4, 2008

    So, how’s that

    “hope” & “change”

    workin out for you?

    #1163576

    mepal
    Member

    Very good, b_h!

    #1163577

    d a
    Member

    Hwy, who allowed the Bumper Sticker thread to get “bumped” off the home page?

    #1163578

    GoldieLoxx
    Member

    stupidity in not a handicap park yourself elsewhere

    #1163579

    kapusta
    Participant

    Goldie, I like that one!

    *kapusta*

    #1163580

    Mayan_Dvash
    Participant

    GoldieLoxx, I used to think like that, but then I came up with “not all handicaps have to be physical.”

    ;

    #1163581

    Rachel613
    Member

    A gr8 bumper sticker:

    Keep the CHANGE, we want the MONEY!

    #1163582

    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    I like!!

    #1163583

    mepal
    Member

    Sorry guys, you aint gonna get either….

    #1163584

    ronrsr
    Member

    Free Michelle Obama!

    Don’t crash this party.

    Falling Muffler Zone.

    Yes, it is a Pinto, No, this is not as fast as I can go.

    Someone stuck my car onto this bumper sticker.

    What is the meaning of life? (answer on front bumper)

    I wasn’t put on earth to test your reflexes.

    Don’t follow me, I lose all sense of direction when drunk.

    No brakes, get as close as you like.

    Oink if you’re a road hog.

    New member: Kamikaze club.

    #1163585

    ronrsr
    Member

    Driver carries only $20.00 in ammunition

    Nothing inside worth dying for.

    Your Kid May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still Dumb.

    I Just Got A Gun For My Wife – Best Trade I Ever Made.

    now dated:

    I wish I lived in New York so I could vote against Hillary.

    #1163586

    mepal
    Member

    LOL! Very good!

    #1163587

    Pashuteh Yid
    Member

    I am not passing judgment, I just think you’re stupid.

    Yes, you are special, that’s why the men in white coats are coming for you.

    #1163588

    ronrsr
    Member

    I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk! – Homer Simpson

    I have the answer in my head, I just haven’t found it yet

    Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

    If everything is coming your way you’re in the wrong lane!

    Excuse me… have you seen my sanity… I think I lost it.

    Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied

    TO PLANT A GARDEN IS TO BELIEVE IN TOMORROW

    and my all time favorite (it’s a bit arcane, of a geological bent) –

    REUNITE GONDWANALAND

    #1163589

    FunnyBunny
    Member

    ronrsr- thanks for bringing this thread back into existence! i missed it! all of these r gr8!

    #1163590

    bygirl31
    Member

    I may be drunk and you may be ugly, but in the morning I’ll wake up sober 🙂

    #1163591

    ronrsr
    Member

    Sticks and stones are hard on bones,

    aimed with angry art

    words can sting like anything,

    but silence breaks the heart.

    -Phyllis Mcgenlee

    #1163592

    pookie
    Member

    no hope in dope

    #1163593

    pookie
    Member

    i saw this one on an old lady’s car ”in life you work hard- then you die”

    #1163594

    ronrsr
    Member

    If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

    #1163595

    ronrsr
    Member

    Defeat Osama, Obama, and Chelsea’s mama!

    Vegetarian – old Indian word for “Lousy Hunter.”

    Good. We have a new president. No more wars or stupid spending.

    Will work for fuel.

    Ambition is a poor excuse not to be lazy.

    For fast relief, take two tablets (drawing of Moses holding up 10 commandments.)

    Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

    I thought about being an atheist, but there weren’t enough holidays.

    and my recent favorite:

    Bumperstickers are frivolous.

    #1163596

    haifagirl
    Participant

    My favorite is from last summer:

    Make aliyah now – he may win (with a pic of Obama)

    #1163597

    bygirl31
    Member

    -I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

    -I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad I take something for it

    -sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough

    -suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

    -my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be. also, my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be

    -a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

    -I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other

    -money isn’t everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch

    -whoever said money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop

    -reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol

    -courdory pillows are making headlines!

    -I want to die while asleep like my grandfather. not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car

    #1163598

    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    They say i have A.D.H.D.

    they just dont understand…

    Oh look, a squirrel!

    Squirrels…

    Nature’s little speed bumps!

    G-d wants spritual fruits

    not religious nuts

    How’s my driving?

    Dial 0116 999 862 738 345 621 4

    #1163599

    sunflower
    Member

    bh- huh?

    #1163600

    sunflower
    Member

    bh- oh was this on your car?

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