Free Michelle Obama!
Don’t crash this party.
Falling Muffler Zone.
Yes, it is a Pinto, No, this is not as fast as I can go.
Someone stuck my car onto this bumper sticker.
What is the meaning of life? (answer on front bumper)
I wasn’t put on earth to test your reflexes.
Don’t follow me, I lose all sense of direction when drunk.
No brakes, get as close as you like.
Oink if you’re a road hog.
New member: Kamikaze club.