Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Your TURN SIGNALS are for my enjoyment
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
Make love, not war; get married and do both!
Lord, give me patience… But Hurry!
Keep honking – I’m reloading.
It takes a Viking to Raze a Village
If it wasn’t for plumbers, you’d have no place to go.
Do not wash. Vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
my favorite of this group:
Think Yiddish, act British.