When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS
Unless you are the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Remember Lot’s wife
Nice front bumper you’ve got there. Shame if something happened to it…
Never play leap frog with a Unicorn.
My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail!
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?