Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
But besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. — Oscar Wilde
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do
the unnecessary
Don’t hate yourself in the morning — sleep ’till noon.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Why are our days numbered and not, say lettered.
“Time’s fun when you’re having flies.” — Kermit the Frog
When I want your opinion, I will give it to you.