There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
To you I’m an atheist; to G-d, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
More from Ashleigh Brilliant, playwright, cartoonist, and synopsizer of knowledge in 17 words or less:
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure
If you don’t like my opinion of you, you can always improve
Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to
Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be