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bein hasdorim i wish we could email obama and all his nutty workers those quotes. i was rolling!

Here are some, sorry if they were already posted:

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

A Grudge is a heavy load to bear

If you want what you have, you will always have what you want

Stress is when your gut says “no” and your mouth says “sure i’d be glad to”

I can resist anything but temptation

Taste makes waist

btw “dinner will be served at the sound of the smoke alarm” you may think it’s a joke but until we moved that’s how we knew dinner was almost ready. And erev shabbos- forget about it!