Sensational talent being shown here. These poems are oustanding!
Thanks to middlepath, the goq, princesseagle etc for your compliments – I havent checked this thread for a while.
Saysme your posts are amazing. I can see why you and others express yourselves in poetry. And thanks for the happy poem you wrote!!
Lets cheer things up a little with a Pesach poem:
THE PESACH CLEANING QUESTIONNAIRE
In order for this questionnaire
To work the way it should,
You must be very honest
As I know you would.
Go through the questions-
One, two and three,
Think each one through
Very thoroughly.
1. How many times
In the past year
Have you served supper
In the chandelier?
An easy task
Seating the whole family
On the fixture all around
Making sure that place up there
For every kid was found.
The serving must have also been
Not an easy feat;
Getting portions up on top
For every child to eat.
In the end, when all was done
So now for Pesach you must start
Scrubbing your chandelier!
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2. How often have you served
Your guests some food and drink
In the mirrored cupboard
Above your bathroom sink?
It must have been embarrassing
Trying to fit in,
Especially if the guest you had
Were not really that thin!
In the end, I hope they liked
Your hosting, nonetheless,
But now you found the leftovers
And must clean up the mess.
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3. Just several weeks ago
Did you have an urgent feeling
To serve the Seuda on Purim
Upon the kitchen ceiling?
You must have used electric tape
Or maybe crazy glue
For everything to stick up there,
A real venahapoch hu!
In the end you all jumped down
And the ceiling you must clean!
If you have answered ‘yes’
To any of these three,
Then go ahead and puff and pant
And be as busy as you can be!
But if you answered negative
Then stop fooling around,
And look for chametz only
Where it really can be found!!!
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HAPPY PESACH (CLEANING) EVERYONE!!