This is not exactly like what everyone else posted but close enough. This is a song that I wrote in Camp Chaviva! To the tune of, “Be Proud That Your A Jew”.
Listen well as I tell you a story
Of a girl that is fatter than fat
Every pound on the scale was gained by her mouth
That is why this girl is so fat
You and I are the girl that is heavy
And together we link food with us
And the more we eat
The more we will expand
As it protects us from being skinny and frail
Be proud that you are fat
The world looks up to that
For your plumpness and you weight
As you with stand every diet
Being skinny is but a dream
But remember just one thing
It’s not your life it’s just your weight
For generations our plumpness has survived
With our diets to keep us alive
And if we eat while we stand
The more we will expand
And serve ourselves with food
Be proud that you are fat
The world looks up to that
For your plumpness and you weight
As you with stand every diet
Being skinny is but a dream
But remember just one thing
It’s not your life it’s just your weight
Be proud that you are fat
The world looks up to that
Let’s repeat it so we mean it
i am fat, you are fat, we are fat!