Today when I opened my browser,
I looked at which new posts were placed
In the kosher coffee room groupthink,
To see how much time I could waste.
Minute by minute, the new words were written
Dating and politics, spider advice,
The topics so typically askew.
Being able to read into the minds
Of anonymous Jews in the velt,
I felt so connected; I hope you can see
That this poem is really heartfelt.
I love reading diverse opinions
All under the umbrella of Torah,
How cool that I have an opinion
That so many people will blame?
When someone else quotes you by name.
When only my pseudo gets noticed.
And it bothers me not the remotest.
I think that the CR creation
Is unique as a tortoiseshell rat.
I vote that it stays on until end of time