Squeak, your comment was right on the mark. Sad, but true. For sure.
But I’m here to agree with RebYid.
Let’s blame this whole crisis thing on the mothers-in-law. Then let’s take all the mothers-in-law, actual, future & potential, and ship them off (with adequate supplies of food & water of course) to a remote, uninhabited island in the Bering Strait. Or the Antarctic, where they shot those penguin films. Somewhere where they can’t get near a cell tower so they’re forced to cease and desist from their endless meddling.
Then let’s sit back and watch all our shidduch problems disappear.